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  • Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 13, 10 at 2:35pm

    I'm undecided on this one.. Either the greatest or the worst night of this individual's life.

    • Submitted by NotTelling on Jul 13, 10 at 5:16pm

      I am guessing the greatest night but the worst morning-following-the-greatest-night.

  • Submitted by skootles on Jul 13, 10 at 2:44pm

    I wonder what they blew on the breathalyser..

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 13, 10 at 3:31pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 13, 10 at 2:49pm

    .......after I just tazed you in the face?!

  • Submitted by Thrax on Jul 13, 10 at 11:08pm

    That's Austin for ya. I love this city!

    • Submitted by hayleynewell on Jul 14, 10 at 12:31am

      No Austin's terrible. No one should ever visit this place.

  • Submitted by username154 on Jan 4, 11 at 2:56am

    Yeah Texas mofos

  • Submitted by marcusterry on Jul 13, 10 at 2:34pm

    Well, how are you?

  • Submitted by dididoulastnight on Jul 20, 10 at 12:25am

    I would so do you.

  • Submitted by Masquerade90 on Jul 17, 10 at 11:08am

    I get this question all the time... Be it from skydiving, wrecking motorcycles, or just general clumsiness.

  • Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 13, 10 at 2:54pm

    Getting shot in the face just doesn't go as far as it used to

  • Submitted by blaynekep on Jul 13, 10 at 7:48pm

    Successful night I guess?

  • Submitted by NLSPPWNS on Jul 15, 10 at 1:13am

    My fucking hero

  • Submitted by kayteakat on Jul 14, 10 at 11:51pm

    yeah im thinkin aquapalooza. go austin

  • Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 2:57am

    My new hero..

  • Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 2, 10 at 11:26pm

    Your wife pumped some of the "dangerous chemicals" out\nOf me is what you should have said

  • Submitted by smp1109 on Jun 22, 11 at 4:58pm

    Tigerblood, that's how.

  • Submitted by superhead on Jul 13, 10 at 2:39pm

    Alcohol poisoning is no joke . Not : )

  • Submitted by Mattheyou on Jul 13, 10 at 2:37pm

    First! Win!

    • Submitted by marsho on Jul 13, 10 at 10:24pm

      Fail. Die in a fire.

  • Submitted by afro on Jul 13, 10 at 2:54pm

    I love when people post first comments when they aren't first at all

  • Submitted by whereas34 on Jul 15, 10 at 9:40pm

    I've been there, but with doctors. O love of concussions, and no the next morning was not fun :)

  • Submitted by layin on Jul 13, 10 at 2:44pm

    These pretzels are making me firsty

  • Submitted by ez_aka_the_one on Jul 16, 10 at 2:21am


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  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 14, 10 at 12:09am

    Omg.. How am I still alive? After being flamed by marsha...? *gasp... Its a miracle*

  • Submitted by jondime23 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:24pm

    Afro, people say that dumb shit cuz dumb people like you give them the attention they're looking for.

  • Submitted by StJimmyGD on Jul 20, 11 at 8:52pm

    been there done that bro

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    Submitted by pooleatspanda on Nov 12, 12 at 1:32pm

    cops on dirty 6 are the shit

  • Submitted by alcamatous on Jul 14, 10 at 2:13am

    I assume drinking and driving wreck... NOT COOL!

  • Submitted by awkwardturlte on Jul 14, 10 at 4:37pm