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The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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I'm undecided on this one.. Either the greatest or the worst night of this individual's life.
I am guessing the greatest night but the worst morning-following-the-greatest-night.
I wonder what they blew on the breathalyser..
.......after I just tazed you in the face?!
That's Austin for ya. I love this city!
No Austin's terrible. No one should ever visit this place.
these pretzels are making me Firsty
Well, how are you?
Aquapalooza?
Successful night I guess?
My fucking hero
yeah im thinkin aquapalooza. go austin
My new hero..
I get this question all the time... Be it from skydiving, wrecking motorcycles, or just general clumsiness.
Yeah Texas mofos
I love when people post first comments when they aren't first at all
Your wife pumped some of the "dangerous chemicals" out\nOf me is what you should have said
Getting shot in the face just doesn't go as far as it used to
I've been there, but with doctors. O love of concussions, and no the next morning was not fun :)
Omg.. How am I still alive? After being flamed by marsha...? *gasp... Its a miracle*
I would so do you.
Fail!
been there done that bro
These pretzels are making me firsty
Tigerblood, that's how.
Afro, people say that dumb shit cuz dumb people like you give them the attention they're looking for.
Alcohol poisoning is no joke . Not : )
SUCCESS!
First! Win!
Fail. Die in a fire.
cops on dirty 6 are the shit
I assume drinking and driving wreck... NOT COOL!
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