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  • 128 37
    Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 13, 10 at 2:35pm
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    I'm undecided on this one.. Either the greatest or the worst night of this individual's life.

    • 22 38
      Submitted by NotTelling on Jul 13, 10 at 5:16pm
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      I am guessing the greatest night but the worst morning-following-the-greatest-night.

  • 106 32
    Submitted by skootles on Jul 13, 10 at 2:44pm
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    I wonder what they blew on the breathalyser..

  • 64 50
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 13, 10 at 2:49pm
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    .......after I just tazed you in the face?!

  • 36 26
    Submitted by kayteakat on Jul 14, 10 at 11:51pm
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    yeah im thinkin aquapalooza. go austin

  • 34 29
    Submitted by Thrax on Jul 13, 10 at 11:08pm
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    That's Austin for ya. I love this city!

    • 23 47
      Submitted by hayleynewell on Jul 14, 10 at 12:31am
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      No Austin's terrible. No one should ever visit this place.

  • 28 23
    Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 2:57am
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    My new hero..

  • 33 34
    Submitted by NLSPPWNS on Jul 15, 10 at 1:13am
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    My fucking hero

  • 31 30
    Submitted by blaynekep on Jul 13, 10 at 7:48pm
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    Successful night I guess?

  • 30 29
    Submitted by pinklove on Jul 14, 10 at 8:27pm
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    Aquapalooza?

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 13, 10 at 2:54pm
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    Getting shot in the face just doesn't go as far as it used to

  • 30 30
    Submitted by Masquerade90 on Jul 17, 10 at 11:08am
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    I get this question all the time... Be it from skydiving, wrecking motorcycles, or just general clumsiness.

  • 32 34
    Submitted by marcusterry on Jul 13, 10 at 2:34pm
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    Well, how are you?

  • 47 66
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 13, 10 at 3:31pm
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    these pretzels are making me Firsty

  • 37 53
    Submitted by afro on Jul 13, 10 at 2:54pm
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    I love when people post first comments when they aren't first at all

  • 19 18
    Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 2, 10 at 11:26pm
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    Your wife pumped some of the "dangerous chemicals" out\nOf me is what you should have said

  • 25 30
    Submitted by whereas34 on Jul 15, 10 at 9:40pm
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    I've been there, but with doctors. O love of concussions, and no the next morning was not fun :)

  • 28 36
    Submitted by jondime23 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:24pm
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    Afro, people say that dumb shit cuz dumb people like you give them the attention they're looking for.

  • 24 29
    Submitted by ez_aka_the_one on Jul 16, 10 at 2:21am
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    Fail!

  • 27 35
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 14, 10 at 12:09am
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    Omg.. How am I still alive? After being flamed by marsha...? *gasp... Its a miracle*

  • 23 29
    Submitted by alcamatous on Jul 14, 10 at 2:13am
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    I assume drinking and driving wreck... NOT COOL!

  • 24 32
    Submitted by awkwardturlte on Jul 14, 10 at 4:37pm
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    SUCCESS!

  • 19 25
    Submitted by dididoulastnight on Jul 20, 10 at 12:25am
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    I would so do you.

  • 13 15
    Submitted by smp1109 on Jun 22, 11 at 4:58pm
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    Tigerblood, that's how.

  • 18 25
    Submitted by username154 on Jan 4, 11 at 2:56am
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    Yeah Texas mofos

  • 26 50
    Submitted by superhead on Jul 13, 10 at 2:39pm
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    Alcohol poisoning is no joke . Not : )

  • 8 16
    Submitted by StJimmyGD on Jul 20, 11 at 8:52pm
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    been there done that bro

  • 35 95
    Submitted by Mattheyou on Jul 13, 10 at 2:37pm
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    First! Win!

    • 26 31
      Submitted by marsho on Jul 13, 10 at 10:24pm
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      Fail. Die in a fire.

  • 26 85
    Submitted by layin on Jul 13, 10 at 2:44pm
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    These pretzels are making me firsty

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