The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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I'm undecided on this one.. Either the greatest or the worst night of this individual's life.
I am guessing the greatest night but the worst morning-following-the-greatest-night.
I wonder what they blew on the breathalyser..
these pretzels are making me Firsty
.......after I just tazed you in the face?!
Yeah Texas mofos
I would so do you.
Well, how are you?
That's Austin for ya. I love this city!
No Austin's terrible. No one should ever visit this place.
Successful night I guess?
Fail. Die in a fire.
I get this question all the time... Be it from skydiving, wrecking motorcycles, or just general clumsiness.
My fucking hero
My new hero..
Getting shot in the face just doesn't go as far as it used to
yeah im thinkin aquapalooza. go austin
Tigerblood, that's how.
I've been there, but with doctors. O love of concussions, and no the next morning was not fun :)
I love when people post first comments when they aren't first at all
These pretzels are making me firsty
Alcohol poisoning is no joke . Not : )
been there done that bro
Afro, people say that dumb shit cuz dumb people like you give them the attention they're looking for.
Your wife pumped some of the "dangerous chemicals" out\nOf me is what you should have said
Omg.. How am I still alive? After being flamed by marsha...? *gasp... Its a miracle*
cops on dirty 6 are the shit
I assume drinking and driving wreck... NOT COOL!