Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
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I love the sadface at the end. Like op is so terribly disappointed.
You sound like a real catch.
^^I think you meant crotch
Harry potter references ftw!!!!
If you kicked my pizza, I'd drop kick you in the forehead
You should have been cunt punted for doing that.
Ida made the bitch eat it ruined pizza is a sin against god
This beast was taking out her sexual frustration on the pizza box when she couldn't get a box of her own... if you get what I am saying
Possibly LunaSeas in va beach? They have a pizza place RIGHT next to the club that stays open until like 3am. Best business decision ever.
Definitely sounds like Chicho's @ VB. Train wrecks are a dime a dozen there.
You're just such a snitch!
That's not cool. Poor pizza guy. I hope you payed him back for the floor pizza.
Keeping it classy Williamsburg
Keeping it original, 10mcanne.
you're a douche SnidelyKWhiplash
So are you ck24...
Look at you boys... Making friends. It's such a warm, heart-felt moment!
I was moved...
muh bowels just moved
@ all posters: where is the love?
in the street with my pizza and soon to be the offenders teeth
Yeah it's spelled stupEfy.