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  • 90 46
    Submitted by cmwings on Mar 13, 11 at 11:42am

    Stop trying to take home the Fugly chick and we'll let it happen.

    • 33 42
      Submitted by babykarma2005 on Mar 13, 11 at 10:56pm

      Fugly! Really? I haven't heard that since I was in highschool

      • 33 30
        Submitted by ojg15 on Mar 17, 11 at 8:04am

        Did you lose some weight?

  • 60 52
    Submitted by jltc on Mar 13, 11 at 5:47pm

    Why yes I do!

  • 49 32
    Submitted by steeldude on Mar 13, 11 at 1:57pm

    yes yes they are

  • 61 64
    Submitted by morganmce on Mar 13, 11 at 8:22pm

    Do you ever feel like HOLDING DOWN THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON FOR MORE EMPHASIS OR TO SOUND LIKE YOU'RE SCREAMING. CAPS LOCK.

    • 25 36
      Submitted by fucksyourmother on Mar 14, 11 at 7:18am

      most people hold the shift key, and you don't hold down the caps lock key, you toggle it

  • 44 38
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Mar 13, 11 at 12:25pm

    go on a covert solo beaver hunt

  • 39 31
    Submitted by TrinityQ on Mar 15, 11 at 3:55pm

    Actually I had a friend involved in a conspiracy of the like, it was tragic to witness.

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Mar 13, 11 at 11:15am

    Either you're very horny or just damn paranoid over no sexy...

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Hippriest on Mar 14, 11 at 4:27am

    Dude we do this to one of my friends. All of us, we made a pact. I wonder if this is him?

    • 27 37
      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 14, 11 at 9:36am

      you're a terrible friend

  • 43 57
    Submitted by highestof5s on Mar 13, 11 at 4:58pm

    Do not feed the troll

  • 33 40
    Submitted by ambur on Mar 13, 11 at 6:29pm

    It's true. we are.

  • 33 41
    Submitted by mkilla5576 on Mar 13, 11 at 2:48pm

    jaesm17, shut the FUCK up.

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Medicalkitten on Mar 14, 11 at 9:16am

    Are you sure it's not just you?!?

  • 32 43
    Submitted by zosergirl on Mar 13, 11 at 11:26am

    Because its true theyre all out to get you

  • 23 28
    Submitted by dmagician on Mar 15, 11 at 3:43am

    Yes.

  • 32 46
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Mar 14, 11 at 10:32am

    Maybe you NEED COOLER FRIENDS.

  • 30 46
    Submitted by 8BitMegaMan on Mar 13, 11 at 7:56pm

    Yes, and then if cockblocking doesn't work, they just take her away in a black helicopter to be evaluated at Area 51.

  • 29 46
    Submitted by caver95 on Mar 17, 11 at 12:15am

    Turn it around and now fuck their girlfriends , sisters, and/or mothers. And just remember an ad for a free car on craigslist will get A LOT of calls.

  • 19 40
    Submitted by officespace on Mar 14, 11 at 1:49am

    Yes; I also believe we didn't land on the moon, their was another shooter besides Lee Harvey Oswald, and that 9/11 was planned by GWB.

  • 32 76
    Submitted by jaesm17 on Mar 13, 11 at 11:04am

    First. Owned. Pro. Legit. 1337.

    • 37 44
      Submitted by spankinator on Mar 13, 11 at 6:47pm

      fagget

      • 31 36
        Submitted by opalquean on Mar 14, 11 at 5:25am

        No need to respond to a harmless troll with homophobic slurs.