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  • Submitted by lawngnomes69 on Feb 10, 11 at 4:39pm

    "Seabass said that?"

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      Submitted by basicallydavid on Feb 10, 11 at 5:14pm

      Who's the DEAD MAN that hit me with the salt shaker?!

  • Submitted by FeedTheTroll on Feb 10, 11 at 5:54pm

    You're "that guy" in the phrase "way to be that guy."

  • Submitted by HyperCannonDude on Feb 10, 11 at 4:32pm

    Great way to get your ass kicked.

  • Submitted by basicallydavid on Feb 10, 11 at 5:16pm

    It's all fun and games until you ask for your tab and realize you're $227 short

  • Submitted by cwelkman on Feb 10, 11 at 7:48pm

    How did that work out for you loser? I am sure you stayed sober. No bartender would ever do something that low.

  • Submitted by fairamar on Feb 10, 11 at 7:01pm

    I don't know about you guys but I say genius!

  • Submitted by Thepresident on Feb 10, 11 at 4:29pm

    Douche

  • Submitted by JJdoggie on Feb 10, 11 at 11:32pm

    I've bartended for years and assure this doesn't work. Try again.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 10, 11 at 9:27pm

    Only hot girls can get away with that. One reason why I never do an open tab at a bar.

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    Submitted by deniedaccess on Feb 11, 11 at 8:17am

    Why are you all focusing on the bartender? Just because this wouldn't work doesn't mean OP wasn't trashed enough to try it.

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    Submitted by andiua on Feb 10, 11 at 9:57pm

    You live in Tuscaloosa don't you?

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    Submitted by jewishprincess8 on Feb 11, 11 at 1:18am

    Haha love this

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    Submitted by tbaker7676 on Feb 11, 11 at 2:46pm

    Must be Anna carswell

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 11 at 12:19am

    Parasite

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    Submitted by girl1429 on Feb 10, 11 at 9:40pm

    Hilarious!!! Yeah seabass said that. Brilliant. Lmao!!

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    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Feb 11, 11 at 2:17pm

    Best way I know to get a beer bottle broken across the back of your head.

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    Submitted by darkknight9 on Feb 11, 11 at 8:55pm

    KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!!!!

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    Submitted by 725 on Feb 10, 11 at 7:33pm

    Lmfao

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    Submitted by yowza on Feb 10, 11 at 4:37pm

    Douche move, but brought back fond memories of a movie called Dumb

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    Submitted by FORR on Feb 11, 11 at 4:24pm

    What a dickhead thing to do. I'm sure you were ordering expensive ass drinks too.

  • Submitted by Phys on Feb 10, 11 at 4:44pm

    If you're an attractive woman come talk to me and I'll buy you all the drinks you want

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      Submitted by Vulpus on Feb 11, 11 at 7:26am

      That desperate, huh?

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    Submitted by wewe411 on Feb 10, 11 at 9:48pm

    I'm 11

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    Submitted by lolitalady on Feb 27, 11 at 1:02am

    No you didn't. Get original or get the fuck out.

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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Feb 11, 11 at 11:34pm

    This has actually worked for me before. I must lament though. It's also worked against me!

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    Submitted by capnmatt on Jun 17, 11 at 1:17am

    We get drunk In ttown

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 25, 12 at 10:49pm

    Scumbag Steve? How did you escape from Memebase? Is the Internet leaking again?

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    Submitted by killaken on Oct 15, 11 at 11:57pm

    It is not a genius. It is called a broke motherfucker. Get a life and only go out if you are ever able to afford it.