I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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"Seabass said that?"
Who's the DEAD MAN that hit me with the salt shaker?!
You're "that guy" in the phrase "way to be that guy."
It's all fun and games until you ask for your tab and realize you're $227 short
How did that work out for you loser? I am sure you stayed sober. No bartender would ever do something that low.
my thoughts exactly
Great way to get your ass kicked.
I don't know about you guys but I say genius!
Must be Anna carswell
I've bartended for years and assure this doesn't work. Try again.
Only hot girls can get away with that. One reason why I never do an open tab at a bar.
Why are you all focusing on the bartender? Just because this wouldn't work doesn't mean OP wasn't trashed enough to try it.
You live in Tuscaloosa don't you?
Best way I know to get a beer bottle broken across the back of your head.
Hilarious!!! Yeah seabass said that. Brilliant. Lmao!!
Haha love this
KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!!!!
If you're an attractive woman come talk to me and I'll buy you all the drinks you want
That desperate, huh?
No you didn't. Get original or get the fuck out.
Scumbag Steve? How did you escape from Memebase? Is the Internet leaking again?
Douche move, but brought back fond memories of a movie called Dumb
What a dickhead thing to do. I'm sure you were ordering expensive ass drinks too.
It is not a genius. It is called a broke motherfucker. Get a life and only go out if you are ever able to afford it.
This has actually worked for me before. I must lament though. It's also worked against me!
We get drunk In ttown