after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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a fucking bulleted list? was it in PowerPoint format? i'll bet you're the type of woman that knows spontaneity has it's time and it's place.
His reasoning is sound....
Seriously, a bulleted list? The cure for your condition IS a good hard fuck.
...in the butt
Why do I always fall for that exact reasoning?
Does anal retentive have a hyphen in it?
Unless the bullets consisted of:\nA. We are related\nB. One of us is happily married\nC. Or a raging STD\n\nGo have sex.
Everyone hates girls like you!
Nothing fun about the clap...
Story of my life
OP is a guy...
That's his job!
some guys are so stuuuuuuppiddd
Omg totally happened to me last night!!
And so you fucked him. Proving you are exactly the kind of dumb ass whore that doesn't deserve anything more than getting some baby batter dumped into your asshole and then laughed at like the retarded cunt who gave up her brown eye to the first crooked dick who said, "It'll be fun."
Just can't argue with some people. ;)