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  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Sep 13, 11 at 7:14pm

    a fucking bulleted list? was it in PowerPoint format? i'll bet you're the type of woman that knows spontaneity has it's time and it's place.

  • Submitted by dadx2 on Sep 13, 11 at 5:34pm

    His reasoning is sound....

  • Submitted by wildness on Sep 13, 11 at 3:01pm

    ...in the butt

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    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Sep 13, 11 at 8:31pm

    Seriously, a bulleted list? The cure for your condition IS a good hard fuck.

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    Submitted by porksword on Sep 13, 11 at 8:00pm

    Does anal retentive have a hyphen in it?

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    Submitted by kendi202 on Sep 14, 11 at 12:50am

    Why do I always fall for that exact reasoning?

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    Submitted by scarab on Sep 14, 11 at 9:04am

    Unless the bullets consisted of:\nA. We are related\nB. One of us is happily married\nC. Or a raging STD\n\nGo have sex.

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    Submitted by sumsumsay on Sep 13, 11 at 4:58pm

    Everyone hates girls like you!

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    Submitted by dextren17 on Sep 15, 11 at 9:27pm

    Story of my life

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    Submitted by kateyb618 on Sep 13, 11 at 11:13pm

    OP is a guy...

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    Submitted by krazybobblehead on Sep 13, 11 at 2:56pm

    Nothing fun about the clap...

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    Submitted by kin_in_in on Sep 13, 11 at 3:04pm

    That's his job!

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    Submitted by ground59 on Sep 14, 11 at 12:45pm

    Omg totally happened to me last night!!

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    Submitted by Harry_Ord on Apr 3, 12 at 11:59pm

    Just can't argue with some people. ;)

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    Submitted by ohyouknow_ on Sep 18, 11 at 2:05am

    some guys are so stuuuuuuppiddd

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    Submitted by swallows on Sep 14, 11 at 4:11am

    And so you fucked him. Proving you are exactly the kind of dumb ass whore that doesn't deserve anything more than getting some baby batter dumped into your asshole and then laughed at like the retarded cunt who gave up her brown eye to the first crooked dick who said, "It'll be fun."