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  • a fucking bulleted list? was it in PowerPoint format? i'll bet you're the type of woman that knows spontaneity has it's time and it's place.

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Sep 13, 11 at 7:14pm
  • His reasoning is sound....

    Submitted by dadx2 on Sep 13, 11 at 5:34pm
  • ...in the butt

    Submitted by wildness on Sep 13, 11 at 3:01pm
  • Seriously, a bulleted list? The cure for your condition IS a good hard fuck.

    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Sep 13, 11 at 8:31pm
  • Why do I always fall for that exact reasoning?

    Submitted by kendi202 on Sep 14, 11 at 12:50am
  • Does anal retentive have a hyphen in it?

    Submitted by porksword on Sep 13, 11 at 8:00pm
  • Unless the bullets consisted of:\nA. We are related\nB. One of us is happily married\nC. Or a raging STD\n\nGo have sex.

    Submitted by scarab on Sep 14, 11 at 9:04am
  • Everyone hates girls like you!

    Submitted by sumsumsay on Sep 13, 11 at 4:58pm
  • Nothing fun about the clap...

    Submitted by krazybobblehead on Sep 13, 11 at 2:56pm
  • Story of my life

    Submitted by dextren17 on Sep 15, 11 at 9:27pm
  • OP is a guy...

    Submitted by kateyb618 on Sep 13, 11 at 11:13pm
  • That's his job!

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Sep 13, 11 at 3:04pm
  • some guys are so stuuuuuuppiddd

    Submitted by ohyouknow_ on Sep 18, 11 at 2:05am
  • Omg totally happened to me last night!!

    Submitted by ground59 on Sep 14, 11 at 12:45pm
  • And so you fucked him. Proving you are exactly the kind of dumb ass whore that doesn't deserve anything more than getting some baby batter dumped into your asshole and then laughed at like the retarded cunt who gave up her brown eye to the first crooked dick who said, "It'll be fun."

    Submitted by swallows on Sep 14, 11 at 4:11am
  • Just can't argue with some people. ;)

    Submitted by Harry_Ord on Apr 3, 12 at 11:59pm