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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 10 at 2:39pm

    I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing...

  • Submitted by nailbiter on May 3, 10 at 2:52pm

    You don't call retarded people "retards". That would be in bad taste. You call your friends "retards" when they're acting retarded.

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    Submitted by brandohhhh on May 3, 10 at 7:52pm

    @PHarman, if your using the iPhone or iPod touch there is no reply button. So go be annoying elsewhere

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    Submitted by pmix11 on May 3, 10 at 11:40pm

    and then..... then suddenly she aint yo ho no mo

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    Submitted by lo888 on May 3, 10 at 2:41pm

    I'd fall for that too...

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    Submitted by pmix11 on May 3, 10 at 11:37pm

    michael: dwight, i need your undivided attention. dwight: you couldn't handle my undivided attention. *glares at camera*

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    Submitted by StefaniaLucca on May 3, 10 at 10:16pm

    What is your weapon? My bare hands. That is stupid. I will use a sword, and I will cut off your bare hands.

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    Submitted by marsrover on May 3, 10 at 6:12pm

    I've never owned a refrigerator.

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 3, 10 at 4:28pm

    Erin go braugh!....Andy go braugh to you! Nice kilt!....Thanks. It's actually my sister's old field hockey skirt.

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      Submitted by heavenfrog23 on May 4, 10 at 1:03am

      Bahahaha! Awww, I hope they get married and make lots of super awkward babies who can sing a cappella really well :]

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    Submitted by goltzk on May 3, 10 at 3:05pm

    Love the creed quote 2:39 he's so hilarious.

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      Submitted by PHarman on May 3, 10 at 7:42pm

      Check out how I'm replying to your post with this message. You can tell I'm talking to you because it's right underneath.

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        Submitted by purpleispretty on May 3, 10 at 11:13pm

        FYI.... On the app for iPhone/iPod touch there is no reply button. The button is only avaliable to Internet users. Btw whoever makes this app should really change that.

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    Submitted by bowfishinlady on May 3, 10 at 3:12pm

    Go 2:39 you're my hero.

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      Submitted by PHarman on May 3, 10 at 7:40pm

      Thumbs down for not knowing how to use the reply button

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    Submitted by Lauren_FTW on May 3, 10 at 2:46pm

    2:39: a most excellent Creed reference.

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      Submitted by PHarman on May 3, 10 at 7:39pm

      Hey look, there's a "reply" button!

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    Submitted by pmix11 on May 3, 10 at 11:32pm

    gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that APPLE SAUCE...... FOOTBALL CREAM.

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    Submitted by lovestepherz on Jun 16, 10 at 8:34am

    Break me off a piece of that fancy feast... NAILED IT!!! =]

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    Submitted by IworkatUPS on May 4, 10 at 1:33am

    If by "him" and "he" are you referring to Andy Bernard?

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    Submitted by abeezy on Dec 1, 10 at 2:57am

    if it gets out that I have asthma then I can't scuba anymore

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    Submitted by SkanteWarrior on May 4, 10 at 2:17am

    That show is fuckin lame!

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    Submitted by mutigers42 on May 3, 10 at 3:39pm

    Yes!!!! Love this!

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    Submitted by RasAlGhul on May 3, 10 at 2:55pm

    Gotham is rotting in prostitution!

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    Submitted by Tebo93 on May 10, 10 at 10:41am

    Hahah. Love seein from 207

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 12:28am

    Hahaha 10:16....that is my favorite episode ever! Well I'll make you! Oh really...how? With force. That is very general and does not scare me in te least. Bahahaha

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    Submitted by therealbearjew on Jun 8, 10 at 4:51pm

    If you don't want him, i'll take him.

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    Submitted by ThreatLVLMidNght on Feb 17, 11 at 10:55pm

    look at my handle bitchesss

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    Submitted by mattmac91 on Aug 2, 12 at 4:17am

    Dwight, you ignorant slut