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  • 69 33
    Submitted by muahahaha on Jun 14, 10 at 1:33pm

    But then it would also basically take on your body temperature.. Eh ew.

    • 34 36
      Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jun 14, 10 at 10:05pm

      I think for 7 grand they should be temp controlled as well. Variable speed nipple dispensers even. Oh yes.

  • 71 55
    Submitted by henseltr on Jun 14, 10 at 12:44pm

    $7000 is how much she paid for implants. And she's right, for that much they should serve a dual purpose.

  • 61 40
    Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Jun 14, 10 at 2:52pm

    @ anonymous, So by the time the wines gone ur too drunk to care that theyre only a's lmao

  • 62 61
    Submitted by HollyHoe on Jun 14, 10 at 11:51am

    How are all of y'all douchers first? That's why you fail at life if you put first. And where did $7,000 come from?

  • 45 29
    Submitted by lizz22 on Jun 14, 10 at 5:02pm

    Damn, that's way too much for a boob job. You can get an awesome one for $3000 cheaper

  • 49 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 12:17pm

    There's a bra called the wine rack and you can fill it with booze. Although it's for a or b cups

    • 32 47
      Submitted by Celdere on Jun 14, 10 at 4:54pm

      Although they make it for C and D cups as well. It's kinda like a camelback, only in a bra. Can hold 2 bottles of wine in it. And as you drink the wine out and your boobs start to deflate, you can blow air in so they stay the same size.

  • 46 39
    Submitted by Mondu on Jun 15, 10 at 12:12am

    Great! One more reason for me to wanna suck on titties all day.

  • 50 48
    Submitted by 041213 on Jun 14, 10 at 12:22pm

    pa bitches ;)

  • 45 43
    Submitted by wombatt on Jun 14, 10 at 12:05pm

    $7000 is the cost of the boob job. Hooray for this op.

  • 44 41
    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 14, 10 at 11:50am

    And you would suckle your own boob? Ew.

  • 38 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 6:03pm

    Look up "titty full of beer" on YouTube!!!

  • 38 45
    Submitted by bridges2007 on Jun 14, 10 at 5:55pm

    Those would be modern day whiskey tits lol

  • 29 29
    Submitted by leadbelly on Jun 14, 10 at 7:18pm

    Shaken not stirred!

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 11:40am

    First... And for $7000??? No

  • 23 28
    Submitted by exosus on Aug 10, 11 at 6:33am

    What the fuck did you have to get done to your tits that cost 7k? They should have thrown in a free tummy tuck, nose job, and butt lift for that price jesus.

  • 33 52
    Submitted by jobbin on Jun 14, 10 at 11:51am

    This is the text where everyones first. First! Later on the menge

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 11:37am

    First

  • 31 56
    Submitted by kellenmo on Jun 14, 10 at 1:20pm

    If you filled your boobs with booze, when you drink it all you will be flat chested. That's worth 7k

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jun 14, 10 at 12:42pm

    you have a flask? That's pretty bad...

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 11:38am

    Firsties