I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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So you left as a virgin do-gooder and returned as a drunk oompa loompa cum dumpster?
Deduct 10 points from Gryfindor.
And as illustrated by both Jersey Shore and Harry Potter, leaving anything early is usually because of a sticky situation!
man, house gryffindor must have really lowered its standard.
I've never heard of anyone transferring to Hufflepuff before.
It's not Hufflepuff...it's Snookiepuff.
Should have been a huffelpuff
@goodhead: BEST EVER RESPONSE
Snooki loves smoosh smoosh
dear god every time i hear that, all i can think of is a guido kyle fighting off a orange rabbit looking snook lol
then Matt Stone and Trey Parker have done their work well
Harry Potter and Jersey Shore both aspire to find long wands!
There's only a few possibilties: A.) Gryfindor has really lowered it's standards, B.) You were so wasted you just decided to swtich costumes with someone else who was drunk, C.) You are super screwed-up and now hated by all Harry Potter geeks or D.) you are the hero of everyone who hates Harry Potter. 'All Of the above' may or may not be an option.