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I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
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Naturally...
Handcuffs?
So "anonimouse"... there is a brand of duct tape called duck tape so don't judge. you're just being ugly to be ugly. BTW I'm going to have to steal this idea thanks :)
Whaaaa???? Nvm. LMFAO
519!!!!!!
This sounds like an exuse text from one of the idiot bfs of the girls on 16 and pregnant....
lol my area code
First first first first!!!!
DucT tape, are you fucking four years old!? Even I knew it wasn't called "duck tape" when I was.
have you ever considered in your miserable humorless life that its funnier to spell it "duck"?
yeah, spelling it with a K is so damn hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2q_Gr7-mJs
In soviet Canada, keys tape YOU to ceiling! ...and then apologize and by you a poutine!
fail anonymous :P
Duct tape*
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