I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
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This sounds like an exuse text from one of the idiot bfs of the girls on 16 and pregnant....
DucT tape, are you fucking four years old!? Even I knew it wasn't called "duck tape" when I was.
have you ever considered in your miserable humorless life that its funnier to spell it "duck"?
yeah, spelling it with a K is so damn hilarious.
First first first first!!!!
So "anonimouse"... there is a brand of duct tape called duck tape so don't judge. you're just being ugly to be ugly. BTW I'm going to have to steal this idea thanks :)
Whaaaa???? Nvm. LMFAO
lol my area code
In soviet Canada, keys tape YOU to ceiling! ...and then apologize and by you a poutine!
fail anonymous :P