Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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A bear and a rabbit were shitting in the woods. The bear asked the rabbit if he ever had problems with shit sticking to his fur. The rabbit said no, so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit
How does one explain "sorry I perioded on your cat"
Yuck Yuck Yuck
Try going to the ER instead of using a cat.
Don't get fur in your wounds! I would suggest gauze or paper towels
hope your cat's name is tampon
Has anyone realized this might be a bloody nose? Theoretically it makes the most sense. Just because it's TFLN doesn't mean every mention of blood is period blood. Just saying.
How many cats does it take to paint a barn red?