So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am