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  • Submitted by zepar99 on Oct 1, 12 at 2:50pm

    Any guy who would reference that shitty book is never, ever getting in my pants.

  • Submitted by GloballyKnown on Oct 1, 12 at 3:38pm

    If he was like Christian Grey he wouldn't tell people. If you think this guy is hot for saying that your ignorance is matched by your stupidity.

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    Submitted by smoothtalker on Oct 1, 12 at 12:18pm

    she doesn't know about his red room of pain, but he has no money so it might just be a chair of pain

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    Submitted by Kao on Oct 1, 12 at 3:47pm

    that is such an awful pick up line! My god, op is an idiot.

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    Submitted by thegiant81 on Oct 1, 12 at 4:17pm

    Oh ok, so that line actually works?

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    Submitted by Mr_Mole on Oct 1, 12 at 1:20pm

    what he didn't tell you was that he's also full of shit. men don't read that stuff so have no idea what they're comparing themselves too.

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    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Oct 1, 12 at 4:37pm

    This is from Weeds, and why would a chick want to get tied up by a guy who works at Burger King?

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jan 6, 13 at 2:56am

      @CloroxTaco - Thumbs up just for your name.