The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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Any guy who would reference that shitty book is never, ever getting in my pants.
I wholeheartedly agree.
If he was like Christian Grey he wouldn't tell people. If you think this guy is hot for saying that your ignorance is matched by your stupidity.
she doesn't know about his red room of pain, but he has no money so it might just be a chair of pain
that is such an awful pick up line! My god, op is an idiot.
Oh ok, so that line actually works?
what he didn't tell you was that he's also full of shit. men don't read that stuff so have no idea what they're comparing themselves too.
This is from Weeds, and why would a chick want to get tied up by a guy who works at Burger King?
@CloroxTaco - Thumbs up just for your name.
As the money was his only redeeming feature, I'd call that a lose-lose.