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  • Any guy who would reference that shitty book is never, ever getting in my pants.

    Submitted by zepar99 on Oct 1, 12 at 2:50pm
  • If he was like Christian Grey he wouldn't tell people. If you think this guy is hot for saying that your ignorance is matched by your stupidity.

    Submitted by GloballyKnown on Oct 1, 12 at 3:38pm
  • she doesn't know about his red room of pain, but he has no money so it might just be a chair of pain

    Submitted by smoothtalker on Oct 1, 12 at 12:18pm
  • that is such an awful pick up line! My god, op is an idiot.

    Submitted by Kao on Oct 1, 12 at 3:47pm
  • Oh ok, so that line actually works?

    Submitted by thegiant81 on Oct 1, 12 at 4:17pm
  • what he didn't tell you was that he's also full of shit. men don't read that stuff so have no idea what they're comparing themselves too.

    Submitted by Mr_Mole on Oct 1, 12 at 1:20pm
  • This is from Weeds, and why would a chick want to get tied up by a guy who works at Burger King?

    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Oct 1, 12 at 4:37pm
  • As the money was his only redeeming feature, I'd call that a lose-lose.

    Submitted by SugarCrystal on Mar 25, 18 at 7:48pm