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  • Submitted by dannie1288 on Dec 22, 11 at 12:55pm

    If you have a pillow pet you are not old enough to be having sex.

  • Submitted by janned on Dec 22, 11 at 4:12pm

    You people clearly have never napped on a pillow pet. So soft...

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 3:01pm

    I had sex with a single mom in her bathroom and her kids Spiderman toothbrush holder stared at me accusingly..later I whispered to it he wasn't the only one who can shoot his goo into someone's eyes

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      Submitted by carter_ronin on Dec 22, 11 at 5:40pm

      and GA_peach has been reborn

      • Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 6:43pm

        there is no GA there is only zuul

  • Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 22, 11 at 3:29pm

    You can't see this Clyde frog...

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 6:40pm

      aaaagh cartman sex(eyes melt from my skull)

  • Submitted by mazerati on Dec 23, 11 at 12:51am

    I'm in college and still keep my teddy bear on my bed. More than once before sex my boyfriend has sat him facing the corner saying "You're way too young to see this..."

    • Submitted by Nightshade on Dec 23, 11 at 2:43am

      I'm 23, live in my own house, and I still has my 19 year old teddy bear on my bed.\n\nHaters just gonna hate.

  • Submitted by TaterTotTibby on Dec 22, 11 at 3:47pm

    if she has a pillow pet.....she's too young for you, bro

  • Submitted by shaveydavey on Dec 22, 11 at 1:26pm

    Not too young if it's an sf giants panda pillow pet.

  • Submitted by deathbykitten on Dec 22, 11 at 3:06pm

    He's a keeper

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    Submitted by Pseudoku on Dec 24, 11 at 12:40am

    He's a keeper.

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    Submitted by yoursforever on Dec 22, 11 at 6:59pm

    how do you comment on other peoples things like that @porksword

  • Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 22, 11 at 3:27pm

    Thats why you shouldn't have sex at 14

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    Submitted by kittens8puppies on Dec 23, 11 at 9:24am

    awww X)

  • Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 22, 11 at 1:50pm

    If that's all it takes for you to fall in love, you need to date more people.

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    Submitted by porksword on Dec 22, 11 at 9:08pm

    "Don't you fucking look at me!" - Frank Black in Blue Velvet

  • Submitted by deezknight on Dec 22, 11 at 2:15pm

    Awwww, cutesy wutesy.... actually no, that's just really ghey.

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    Submitted by OMG_A_DIGLETT on Dec 29, 11 at 2:26am


  • Submitted by bb777 on Dec 22, 11 at 11:47am

    seriously they are creepy... i mean who wants a pillow shaped like an animal staring at them while they bang the hot chick