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(702): View more from Nevada

HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!

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(802): View more from Vermont

I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now

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(318): View more from Louisiana

WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!

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(805): View more from California

Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run

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(210): View more from Texas

Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study

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(816): View more from Missouri

At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works

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