My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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How'd the TSA cavity search go?
That is my favorite town to take my gf! This guy gets credit for his honesty and his balls for doing it...classic!
Hahahahah gotta love the creativity
Then she was pounded with his ball of steel. Well played my friend.
please stop reading this web site English majors. but he really should of given her a ticket on the a train to o town, that's what i'd do.
I get really tired of seeing all the grammar and spelling corrections as well. No one gives a fuck on TFLN. Do they think the OP comes in, looks at the comments and says, "Oh shit! I didn't make sure I'd get an A if I were graded for this!"
sounds like a good present to me
that's actually pretty sweet of him... instead of dragging you by the hair back to his cave to continue the human species.
Using AND spelling "literally" wrong? Come on now.
Spelling was wrong; usage was correct.
Usage was debatable, but I'd vote incorrect. It wasn't an actual plane ticket. Probably best to not use any word at all in this context. "He just gave me..." works fine.
I read the OP to mean that the guy used Photoshop to create a fake boarding pass to Pound Town, printed it out and handed it to her. In that case it's correct to say that he "literally" gave her a one way ticket to Pound Town. It would have been incorrect if he simply had fucked her senseless and the following morning she'd said, "Wow, BF literally gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town last night." "Figuratively" would have been correct in that instance.
Any carry on luggage for ur trip? lol
Who cares!? Unless his pound town isn't the best...
give that man a medal
Forget all your worries, forget all your troubles -- go Pound Town!
It's not fake if you board the fun train.
And if nobody knows what I'm talking about, YouTube "Prostitute Mickey" before you decide to thumbs down me.