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  • How'd the TSA cavity search go?

    Submitted by TubeSounding on Jan 29, 11 at 10:23am
  • That is my favorite town to take my gf! This guy gets credit for his honesty and his balls for doing it...classic!

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jan 29, 11 at 10:26am
  • Hahahahah gotta love the creativity

    Submitted by poop12 on Jan 29, 11 at 10:22am
  • Then she was pounded with his ball of steel. Well played my friend.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 29, 11 at 12:46pm
  • please stop reading this web site English majors. but he really should of given her a ticket on the a train to o town, that's what i'd do.

    Submitted by steeldude on Jan 29, 11 at 3:24pm
    • I get really tired of seeing all the grammar and spelling corrections as well. No one gives a fuck on TFLN. Do they think the OP comes in, looks at the comments and says, "Oh shit! I didn't make sure I'd get an A if I were graded for this!"

      Submitted by Nightshade on Jan 29, 11 at 10:51pm
  • BRO KING

    Submitted by hsm531 on Jan 31, 11 at 1:55am
  • sounds like a good present to me

    Submitted by funnygal09 on Jan 30, 11 at 3:20am
  • that's actually pretty sweet of him... instead of dragging you by the hair back to his cave to continue the human species.

    Submitted by mixn on Jan 30, 11 at 2:08am
  • Any carry on luggage for ur trip? lol

    Submitted by krazywhiterich on Jan 29, 11 at 11:28am
  • Using AND spelling "literally" wrong? Come on now.

    Submitted by HeLikesFeet on Jan 29, 11 at 11:33am
    • Spelling was wrong; usage was correct.

      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 29, 11 at 11:49am
      • Usage was debatable, but I'd vote incorrect. It wasn't an actual plane ticket. Probably best to not use any word at all in this context. "He just gave me..." works fine.

        Submitted by TubeSounding on Jan 29, 11 at 11:54am
        • I read the OP to mean that the guy used Photoshop to create a fake boarding pass to Pound Town, printed it out and handed it to her. In that case it's correct to say that he "literally" gave her a one way ticket to Pound Town. It would have been incorrect if he simply had fucked her senseless and the following morning she'd said, "Wow, BF literally gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town last night." "Figuratively" would have been correct in that instance.

          Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 29, 11 at 12:18pm
    • who cares?!

      Submitted by MeOlly on Jan 30, 11 at 9:39am
  • Who cares!? Unless his pound town isn't the best...

    Submitted by lovemypep on Jan 29, 11 at 11:47am
  • give that man a medal

    Submitted by Le_Bag on Jan 31, 11 at 1:57am
  • Forget all your worries, forget all your troubles -- go Pound Town!

    Submitted by TheWelcomeRain on Jan 31, 11 at 9:53am
  • It's not fake if you board the fun train.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 29, 11 at 7:33pm
    • And if nobody knows what I'm talking about, YouTube "Prostitute Mickey" before you decide to thumbs down me.

      Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 30, 11 at 1:41am
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