Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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Package contained a bobcat, would not buy from again.
Shaving cazts like lions is awesome. RAWR!
Package contained freezer burned, dyed, shaved cat. Also, slightly cinged. Just as described A++++
That's a lot of pussy...
Anybody can get passed a dog, but nobody fucks with a lion! haha that's a great idea.
Sounds like someone has pussy issues...
You forgot igniting explosive items in cat's orifices.
What about a chiuahuah that seemingly looks like a cat
Here kitty kitty... There's a nice big fish in the freezer for you
you forgot "no microwaving cats, Im not cleaning up the mess."
At least a cat can clean itself, knows where the bathroom is and doesn't eat it's own shit.
These cats are going to run away !! Hahahahahhh . (:
The other day, my 3 yr old niece told me that skeletons eat cats. What do they teach in day care these days?? I thought it was funny though because I HATE cats... They are completely worthless
Well if you can't do any of those things then you might as well just not have a cat.
Sounds like this isn't the kind of person you should leave alone with your cats. Lol your fault cause you knew what would happen.
Someone needs to take your cats away...what sane person would try to light a cat on fire?
Why don't you just chillthefuckout?
FEIRCE! Put the claws away kitty!
THIS IS SO RACHAEL!!!!!
Sooo wanna make awesome mane cuts on a bunch of cats now. And have them scare the shit outta people.
U just know the person doin all this is a guy, women just don't know how to have that good of a time
I believe this person is having pussy problems
What sane person wouldn't set a cat on fire? Fuckin uselessass animals
Fuck your shit, guy. The fact that they don't do anything does not make it acceptable to attempt to burn them to death.
You forgot bbq cat and cat shiskabob
What about Green or purple?
Who puts cats in a fucking freazer?