My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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Anything for you my love. have a good holiday.
Now all you need is a jar of peanut butter.
What about a Jar Jar of peanut butter?
Anything for you my love. Have a good holiday.
You stole my dog?!
doesn't matter, had sex!
Because you're hopeless