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  • I'm here to read funny texts not judge people for their choices in life.

    Submitted by DiddleMyLoins on Jul 19, 12 at 3:28pm
  • That word, "straight", it does not mean what those guys he keep taking home think it means.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 19, 12 at 9:08pm
  • This just perpetuates the myth that straight people can be "turned." These guys are either curious or closeted. Homophobes are afraid that they could be turned if a silver tongued guy comes on (to) them because of stories like this.

    Submitted by CajeKraze on Jul 19, 12 at 3:00pm
  • -insert repetitious homophobic comments now-

    Submitted by satanslilhelper on Jul 19, 12 at 2:35pm
    • Fa gs are gross, its a shame very little is being done to cure their illness.

      Submitted by R_Shackleford on Jul 19, 12 at 3:21pm
      • @R, I'm straight and I'd love to drop my balls in your mouth.

        Submitted by porksword on Jul 19, 12 at 4:39pm
        • doesn't sound straight to me...

          Submitted by souljehr on Jul 19, 12 at 5:07pm
          • Call it what you want now that don't ask don't tell is over, right soldier pillow biter?

            Submitted by porksword on Jul 19, 12 at 7:14pm
            • @pork, bro I have talked to several friends in different branches of the armed forces and they all hate that homos can now be open with their shit, shit, it just shows how fucking shitty America has become under Obama

              Submitted by ck24 on Jul 20, 12 at 1:10pm
              • No it shows that americans are still prejudiced and racist and horrid.

                Submitted by erisblake on Jul 21, 12 at 12:55pm
            • i'm not in the military... and what does that have to do with don't ask don't tell? ur desire to put ur balls in someone else's mouth is pretty .... (I think you know what word i used)

              Submitted by souljehr on Jul 20, 12 at 5:48pm
      • it's a shame very little is being done to cure yours

        Submitted by SantasBabyN on Jul 20, 12 at 9:07am
    • Do all fags walk like they have a dick up their ass?

      Submitted by ck24 on Jul 20, 12 at 1:03pm
  • It's official, I'm in love with Porksword.

    Submitted by somebody_020202 on Jul 20, 12 at 2:12am
  • "Hello, I'm Captain Jack Harkness. And who are YOU?"

    Submitted by grendelsmother on Jul 20, 12 at 5:52pm
  • Trolling. Trolling. Trolling. Shack thinks because his daddy diddled his dandelion when he was a dapper young dude that his gayness is an illness.

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Jul 20, 12 at 4:42am
  • haters are so big and bad from behind their silly little screen names and are always pwned hard. Hard like the the dicks their closeted assholes crave.

    Submitted by armchairguru on Jul 21, 12 at 12:45am
  • They give the best head just close ur eyes

    Submitted by karate1974 on Jul 20, 12 at 12:20am
  • Oh my God!!! I totally want to punch R_Shack right in the throat.... Repeatedly.

    Submitted by BluEyez71 on Jul 20, 12 at 9:42am
  • If he's taking home actual straight guys, then he is playing on drugged r ape mode, not legendary.

    Submitted by R_Shackleford on Jul 19, 12 at 3:20pm
    • haha, 5 guys don't appreciative you calling them out on their rufinol pick up strategy

      Submitted by souljehr on Jul 19, 12 at 5:11pm
    • I bet if anyone got in a fight with a homo for w/e reason a... you would not only get busted for fighting, but a goddamn hate crime

      Submitted by ck24 on Jul 20, 12 at 1:07pm
  • They're not straight then.

    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Dec 5, 13 at 4:11am