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  • 96 53
    Submitted by gingaa27 on Oct 5, 12 at 1:58pm

    So yer voting for Michelle?

    • 31 42
      Submitted by lokidies on Oct 5, 12 at 7:54pm

      and you'd suck it dry

      • 37 41
        Submitted by ck24 on Oct 5, 12 at 8:14pm

        That is Obamas job bitch... He spends most of his time sucking off celebrities anyway... It wouldn't surprise me one bit that he blows his shemale wife...

  • 79 47
    Submitted by tamsquared on Oct 5, 12 at 2:21pm

    Calmthefuckdown, Gneeh. It's TFLN...did you really expect informed citizens on here??

  • 61 31
    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 5, 12 at 4:30pm

    Number of times EightyEight has confused an election with an erection, pulled his uncle's 'lever', and voted yes to swallowing a thick load of man-goop.

    • 29 51
      Submitted by gayguy on Oct 5, 12 at 11:10pm

      Works for me.

  • 64 42
    Submitted by armchairguru on Oct 5, 12 at 5:44pm

    Damn this site needs a big dose of calm the fuck down

  • 61 48
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Oct 5, 12 at 2:24pm

    I can't wait for November to be over and this site can go back to "I was so high/drunk last night/yesterday that I (insert various randomness here)"

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Alisunshine12 on Oct 5, 12 at 3:27pm

    Wow! Angry inch much?

  • 40 40
    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Oct 6, 12 at 12:01am

    Guess it's better than voting based on who *is* the bigger dick (as in, not Obama).

  • 35 34
    Submitted by Lyndzeerhine on Oct 6, 12 at 4:38pm

    What's wrong with you?

  • 50 66
    Submitted by SuaSponte2_75th on Oct 5, 12 at 3:10pm

    Wow you are what's wrong with America. Why would you even vote? Please do everyone a favor and move ur ass to Canada!

    • 35 28
      Submitted by Vilehaust on Oct 5, 12 at 3:51pm

      Canada is possibly better than the US. At least they don't fight and bitch with each other.

  • 38 49
    Submitted by junie519 on Oct 6, 12 at 1:05am

    Lol awesome

  • 43 71
    Submitted by SuaSponte2_75th on Oct 5, 12 at 6:49pm

    Vilehaust- your telling me no one in Canada argues or fights with each other? You need to go stare at your GED and punch yourself in the face. If you hit yourself enough times you might reverse your retardation. Good Luck

  • Submitted by Gneeh on Oct 5, 12 at 2:04pm

    You are a stupid cunt. To vote for someone that has destroyed everything this country stands for because you "think" he has a bigger dick. People like you are the reason this country has gone from the most powerful country in the world to a joke. And my child will pay for your stupidity. FUCK YOU!

    • 28 46
      Submitted by paintblr20 on Oct 6, 12 at 10:08am

      YES! finally someone with a brain on this barren wasteland called a website!

      • 29 43
        Submitted by llamatrauma on Oct 8, 12 at 11:12am

        ...i think you're missing the point of tfln.

    • 25 26
      Submitted by lankykong on Oct 11, 12 at 1:35am

      Yeah, Romney does look like a winner. Except no.

  • 13 19
    Submitted by tracilynne40 on Aug 15, 13 at 6:20am

    Next time try voting by who IS the bigger dick...

  • 35 86
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Oct 5, 12 at 1:49pm

    Eighty Eight

    • 32 39
      Submitted by Hunter0424 on Oct 6, 12 at 2:26pm

      Cool story bro, tell it again