she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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It's simple. She meant she had the floor (which she did).
Omg that's me!
if you fall on your face, you deserve to fall on your face
I get the feeling that she was on skates
How could you not like this one, we've all been there. I was able to grab something though..haha
This is actually so funny.
Except for the "she" part, I feel like someone's talking about me. Same area code too. There are some days sobriety doesn't seem worth it...
I think I know her? Is that Dee? Ha!
Sounds she is ready to have her pretty, pink slit pounded