she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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It's simple. She meant she had the floor (which she did).
I get the feeling that she was on skates
Omg that's me!
if you fall on your face, you deserve to fall on your face
How could you not like this one, we've all been there. I was able to grab something though..haha
This is actually so funny.
Except for the "she" part, I feel like someone's talking about me. Same area code too. There are some days sobriety doesn't seem worth it...
I think I know her? Is that Dee? Ha!
Sounds she is ready to have her pretty, pink slit pounded