I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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Now you're fat and smell like poop.
hope any plans you had for the day were...shitty
Clearly it gets a little shitty having such low self esteem
By rough, you mean shitty
sometimes when I'm bored I'll take two exlax, two xanax and I'll play chicken in my sleep!
I really hope that's a quote from something. If it's not, I'm certain your village is missing its idiot.
I think this may have been a quote by Jeff foxworthy, bill engvall, Larry the cable guy, or Ron white but could be wrong
You're from KY, am I right!!???!???!
Going to be even more rough in rehab.