That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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Her boobs were like sand.
At least he did not call it a filthy fish mitten.
Your vagina is pretty.... dirty
There, how was that :D
Conflicted... It is pretty. And it is a pretty dirty, when it needs to be ;)
Donkey lips for real you need to calm the fuck down and step away from the keyboard
The dude says, "Ahhh you're so sexy and turn me on sooooo much that you get my dick so hard!! Right now I could pound a nail in to a 2x4!!!" "Oh yea baby, your tits feel like saggy water balloons!!" "I want you to spank me like I'm a naughty school girl with pigtails!"
At least he didn't liken it to a cut-in-half roast beef sandwich.
Atleast He said it was pretty:')
"Oh baby you're so pretty and your pussy lips look like they belong on a roast beef sandwich! I'm starting to get hungry!" "I love it when you're giving me head and you tickle my taint with you tongue and finger my butthole!" "And I love how I feel like I'm reading brail when I touch your nipples!"
"Wow your bush is so big I feel like I could knit a sweater from all that hair!" "I love that your pussy lips are so loose and look like a high school play curtain!" "You make my hairy nuts so saggy and wrinkley when they're in your mouth!" "Let's make out after I cum in your mouth! Can you say Snowballin'!"
They should call them fllfffffttffft, and have butterflies and flute music accompanying them at all times.
I call your vagina a cum dumpster.