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  • It takes two to fuck. They should split the bill.

    Submitted by bustanut on Mar 17, 10 at 8:50am
  • so realistic its sad

    Submitted by blondeballer875 on Mar 17, 10 at 8:20am
  • so who hacked Tiger's phone???

    Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:33am
  • Both of them are fucked up.

    Submitted by randomname on Mar 17, 10 at 8:55am
  • Mom?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 9:06am
  • @ 9:36 JoePapi: a guy does have the right to prevent an abortion. It's called wearing a fucking condom to help prevent the pregnancy. Or this douche could've just slept with his wife

    Submitted by ONE_HUNG_LOW on Mar 17, 10 at 6:35pm
  • Fuck that. Until a man has the right to prevent an abortion, he should never be required to pay for one!

    Submitted by JoePapi on Mar 17, 10 at 9:36am
    • He does. By wearing a condom. Maybe it broke, but most likely this pair didn't use one at all.

      Submitted by UCF06 on Mar 17, 10 at 11:21am
    • OMG have you never heard of a condom dumbass?

      Submitted by TheUniverse on Mar 17, 10 at 2:46pm
    • Haha you stupid shit, men don't even KNOW how difficult a pregnancy is on a woman's body. It's going to be a woman's choice FOREVER, get the fuck over it and get sterilized

      Submitted by xsaint on Mar 17, 10 at 2:59pm
    • Men can have the right to prevent abortion when they're the ones who carry the child and give birth.

      Submitted by Asheeey on Mar 17, 10 at 5:21pm
  • You're a skank and he's a fucking basturd... Go die together.

    Submitted by europeanbug on Mar 17, 10 at 4:28pm
  • Hmmm tacky

    Submitted by thagreata on Mar 23, 10 at 12:08am
  • your reply should be: "Who the fuck is this?"

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 17, 10 at 8:53am
  • Wire hangerrrr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 3:57pm
  • 12:31 maybe you don't know what adoption is but if my parents didn't make the the decision to give me up for adoption I would be dead. You need to grow the hell up.

    Submitted by biggin on Mar 17, 10 at 12:47pm
    • Pity they did.. Then we wouldn't be wasting our time reading your fuckin life story

      Submitted by ojg15 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:45am
  • Blackmail?

    Submitted by NCA on Mar 17, 10 at 9:52am
  • Slut. Too bad your "mother" didn't abort you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 3:32am
  • Of course he will. Infidelity...it's not illegal it's just frowned upon.

    Submitted by gdagdr on Mar 17, 10 at 5:09pm
  • If you have a savings account for that than your broke as shit and nobody not even your wife should have fucked you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 6:53pm
  • What does being married have to do with who pays ?

    Submitted by knickerbocker on Mar 17, 10 at 9:14am
  • Abortions rule. Every women should have at least one in the lifetime.

    Submitted by profhopkins on Mar 22, 10 at 2:10pm
  • Pay for it yourself you homewrecking whore

    Submitted by yakturk43 on Mar 17, 10 at 8:31am
  • 9:36 burn in hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 11:15am
  • I was thinking the same thing blondeballer. Normally they'll bring up the abortion in a witty or humorous way. This was so real I actually checked my bank account to make sure I have enough for an abortion.

    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 17, 10 at 8:28am
  • Just throw that cunt down a long set of stairs...preferibly the spiral ones

    Submitted by rEaDy2DiE87 on Mar 17, 10 at 10:05am
  • With a name "kickASSxoxoxo94" I'm sure you are suucchh a religious girl. And I'm not judging. Just stating my opinion.

    Submitted by biggin on Mar 18, 10 at 1:19am
  • Take a fall down the stairs

    Submitted by pike1346 on Mar 17, 10 at 1:12pm
  • i say bury the preggo slut in the garden, right under his wife's favorite daisies.

    Submitted by SUPERMule on Mar 17, 10 at 9:13pm
  • Aids?

    Submitted by minihoodehoo on Mar 17, 10 at 8:20am
  • Biggin I myself am a very religious girl. Idk what religion you are but god does not judge he forgives and if your going to be judgemental then seriouslly why r u on tfln like seriouslly here is not the place to preech

    Submitted by kickassxoxoxo94 on Mar 17, 10 at 11:11pm
    • Apparently very religous girls like yourself do not know God has a capital "g"

      Submitted by styx on Mar 18, 10 at 2:38am
  • Got to agree with bustanut..

    Submitted by Chief_Dong on Mar 17, 10 at 9:09am
  • Why do the married guys gave to shoulder all the responsiblity

    Submitted by Boberoni on Mar 17, 10 at 8:26am
    • Maybe she didn't know. Or maybe he told her he was leaving his wife and that's why she had the affair...\nAnd she has to have the abortion, which is painful. He can pay for it.

      Submitted by annonimuus on Sep 12, 10 at 3:58pm
  • No way, maybe it will turn out to be another slut willing to service another married man

    Submitted by leadbelly on Apr 15, 10 at 2:19pm
  • 12:11 your a homo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 12:31pm
  • Epic Fail

    Submitted by whitebane on Mar 17, 10 at 11:09am
  • Kill that baby!!!

    Submitted by thedeathbear on Mar 21, 10 at 7:35am
  • @bustanut, chyeah but its a pretty heavy bribe

    Submitted by bizza on Mar 24, 10 at 12:27am
  • Slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 8:55am
  • Just kick her in the stomach a few times

    Submitted by chuckwgn22 on Mar 17, 10 at 9:46am
  • Abortion is so wrong and I cannot believe you are even considering it. I am a guy for a good laugh but this wanted to make me cry! All you're worried about is who pays to murder the baby! God has a special place for people like you. It's not pretty.

    Submitted by biggin on Mar 17, 10 at 12:11pm
    • god doesn't exist. please exit the building and take your vagina with you.

      Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Mar 17, 10 at 1:20pm
      • not everyone with a vagina believes abortion is wrong and God exists. I'm almost embarrassed to agree with you on anything, because you're such a dumb shit.

        Submitted by weetz on Mar 17, 10 at 7:10pm
        • i know, i have a vagina and i believe it is my right to do what i please with what may or may not come out of it as a result of conception. lol and good luck proving god exists.

          Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Mar 18, 10 at 11:42am
          • ha, i meant that not everyone with vaginas believes God exists...myself included. As in, I think believing in god is stupid and has nothing to do with vaginas.

            Submitted by weetz on Mar 24, 10 at 12:19am
    • Why don't you cry about it? Oh wait, you did. Don't worry about how others live their lives based on your believe in make belief fairytale creatures like unicorns and God.

      Submitted by TheDude on Mar 17, 10 at 2:23pm
    • Judge not, lest ye be judged?\n\nI think that's what you people say. Grow up. Women can choose what to do with their body. Don't like it? Move.

      Submitted by douchemonger on Mar 18, 10 at 11:05am
  • I have a savings account for just this situation. Luckily I've only had to dip into it twice.

    Submitted by doomsauced on Mar 17, 10 at 6:46pm