Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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If you really want to cause drama .. Post " just like in the bible" that caused a poop storm a few weeks ago
Lol at all the comments. You are all so witty and clever with your words. I happen to think Firsty is funny. Does that make me a Firsty follower? Oh well.
Ooooh an offer of sex!!! As long as youre not built like ... Wait for it... A pretzel!!
are you both on the same statue/power line??
next question: whose drunk, the pigeon or the op?
These pretzels are making me firsty!
maybe the dingo ate your pretzels
nope-just a lemming...
haha this one made me laugh a little
Firsty you've caused so much drama, rage, anger, and threats of bodily harm on tfln. You've succeeded. I don't watch Seinfeld but I like the way you made the phrase into such a twisted but funny phrase.
The funny thing is, Firsty doesn't watch Seinfeld either :)
Fuck FIrsty and all his followers.
the pidgeon may have a message for you
FUCK YOUR PRETZELS! NEW CATCH PHRASE PLEASE.
Firsty !!!! Forever.
KesJaye go fix your fence bitch.
fuck firsty and all his followers.
If you cut firsty he will heal quickly but why the need for such violence? Here, take my pretzel and ice cold beer. Nope, no one spit in it. Waitaminute, there was someone hanging around the keg. Tehhehe
I would punch that pigeon in the face !!!!!
Firsty is the man. Fuck all of you.
k im not done with the dramatic shit now.. Firsty if you quit referring to yourself in the 3rd person ill be fine
for the record "Firsty" should quit referring to him/herself in the 3rd person.
Okay who the fuck is firsty? I'm confused as shit.
Underage mistake it's too damn hot out to fix the fence now. And why I gotta be a bitch? I can be a bitch sometimes but I never was toward you. So much anger is stressful. Just let it go.
Nope... I ve got the dingo.. Trained it to fetch.... Pretzels!!! And maybe beer
I'm about to cut firsty
Underage you keep screaming for a new catchphrase. Give us one then? It's not the phrase that's so damn funny. It's the degree of drama Firsty creates on here.
That's what Firsty is aiming for ;)
Ok what the hell...
Since it's from India, try picturing this text in Apu's voice. 10x funnier somehow.
Stop shittin in alleys then u GD vagrant
having a pigeon shoved in your ass is even more creepy.
Instead of pretzels, how bout penises
What If they don't like when we watch and that's why they poop on us?