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  • 27 30
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 18, 10 at 4:00pm
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    If you really want to cause drama .. Post " just like in the bible" that caused a poop storm a few weeks ago

  • 26 29
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 7:29pm
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    Firsty you've caused so much drama, rage, anger, and threats of bodily harm on tfln. You've succeeded. I don't watch Seinfeld but I like the way you made the phrase into such a twisted but funny phrase.

    • 16 34
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 18, 10 at 9:59pm
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      The funny thing is, Firsty doesn't watch Seinfeld either :)

  • 26 31
    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 17, 10 at 3:56pm
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    the pidgeon may have a message for you

  • 23 28
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 4:43pm
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    Ooooh an offer of sex!!! As long as youre not built like ... Wait for it... A pretzel!!

  • 24 31
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 17, 10 at 3:55pm
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    are you both on the same statue/power line??

    • 12 28
      Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 17, 10 at 6:25pm
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      next question: whose drunk, the pigeon or the op?

  • 25 35
    Submitted by FirstyBlowsDick on Jul 17, 10 at 4:38pm
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    Fuck FIrsty and all his followers.

  • 20 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 8:08pm
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    I would punch that pigeon in the face !!!!!

  • 24 35
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 17, 10 at 3:55pm
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    FUCK YOUR PRETZELS! NEW CATCH PHRASE PLEASE.

  • 24 37
    Submitted by [][][] on Jul 17, 10 at 4:35pm
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    fuck firsty and all his followers.

  • 16 23
    Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:19am
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    haha this one made me laugh a little

  • 22 36
    Submitted by jrw1514 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:11am
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    I'm about to cut firsty

  • 21 35
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 17, 10 at 6:39pm
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    for the record "Firsty" should quit referring to him/herself in the 3rd person.

  • 16 27
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 5:55pm
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    Underage you keep screaming for a new catchphrase. Give us one then? It's not the phrase that's so damn funny. It's the degree of drama Firsty creates on here.

    • 12 35
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 6:22pm
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      That's what Firsty is aiming for ;)

  • 17 32
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 4:41pm
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    Nope... I ve got the dingo.. Trained it to fetch.... Pretzels!!! And maybe beer

  • 17 33
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 11:13pm
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    If you cut firsty he will heal quickly but why the need for such violence? Here, take my pretzel and ice cold beer. Nope, no one spit in it. Waitaminute, there was someone hanging around the keg. Tehhehe

  • 14 27
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 17, 10 at 7:36pm
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    k im not done with the dramatic shit now.. Firsty if you quit referring to yourself in the 3rd person ill be fine

  • 19 38
    Submitted by FirstyNation on Jul 17, 10 at 3:54pm
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    These pretzels are making me firsty!

    • 19 33
      Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 17, 10 at 3:57pm
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      maybe the dingo ate your pretzels

    • 12 33
      Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 17, 10 at 6:11pm
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      nope-just a lemming...

  • 18 37
    Submitted by MrMcGiggles on Jul 17, 10 at 6:03pm
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    Firsty is the man. Fuck all of you.

  • 20 42
    Submitted by danny2197 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:36pm
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    Ok what the hell...

  • 16 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 8:34pm
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    Firsty !!!! Forever.

  • 19 40
    Submitted by huskerfan9287 on Jul 17, 10 at 7:47pm
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    Since it's from India, try picturing this text in Apu's voice. 10x funnier somehow.

  • 22 47
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 17, 10 at 6:36pm
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    KesJaye go fix your fence bitch.

  • 15 33
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 5:53pm
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    Lol at all the comments. You are all so witty and clever with your words. I happen to think Firsty is funny. Does that make me a Firsty follower? Oh well.

  • 14 32
    Submitted by firstyzz on Jul 18, 10 at 11:48pm
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    Instead of pretzels, how bout penises

  • 13 30
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 7:25pm
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    Underage mistake it's too damn hot out to fix the fence now. And why I gotta be a bitch? I can be a bitch sometimes but I never was toward you. So much anger is stressful. Just let it go.

  • 9 23
    Submitted by pinkamature on May 29, 11 at 4:11am
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    What If they don't like when we watch and that's why they poop on us?

  • 7 22
    Submitted by mischiefmanaged4 on Nov 16, 11 at 11:28am
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    Okay who the fuck is firsty? I'm confused as shit.

  • 13 38
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 18, 10 at 4:53pm
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    Stop shittin in alleys then u GD vagrant

  • 12 40
    Submitted by SillyShit19 on Jul 17, 10 at 4:58pm
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    having a pigeon shoved in your ass is even more creepy.