He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
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Nothing good ever happens in Tacoma. I avoid that city as much as possible!
Why in the fuck would he stop in Tacoma? Are you banging a meth head?
I went to college there, and agree that it's such a shithole.
Candy corn us super lame