The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
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Somebody's got to say it. Hugh G. Rection
It must have been Oliver. Oliver clothesoff
Hi, my name's Pat. Pat Mahwienie.
maybe it was Mike Rotch...
Jack McKaulkof, Rod Pounder, Buck Naked, Richard N. Cyd.
Can't forget the nonfictional racecar driver, Dick Trickle.
Oh that must've been Ben...Ben Dover!
Al Nockrup, Al Depanziu...
This text and the comments are making my day. Please keep them coming hahah.
Harry Paratestacals was the name.
Hi my name is Hugh Wanafuk.
Itsa me Mario!! Yeah I had no clever name
Mike Hunt, Jenny Talia, Eric Shun, Harry P Ness, Moe Lester, Pat Myaz, Moe Lester, Phil Accio, Wayne Kerr.
The guy is earnest and frank. In some towns he is Ernest and others, he is Frank.
Don't forget Phil Rupp
Fuck you guys, I'm Alota. Alota pipetahlay
No! It was Harry, Harry Ballzack!
Her name was obviously Anita Hawk.
*unzips pants and cock slams onto the table like a side of beef hitting a dirty linoleum floor*...that's who I am
Alota Fagina. gotta love Austin Powers(;
This was the best one I've read in a long time.. All my facebook buddies agree
Am I the only one who gets seriously bothered by people who call others honey?
this doesnt even make sense....fail
Hi, I'm awesome bill from dawsonville