The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
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It must have been Oliver. Oliver clothesoff
Somebody's got to say it. Hugh G. Rection
Hi, my name's Pat. Pat Mahwienie.
maybe it was Mike Rotch...
Oh that must've been Ben...Ben Dover!
Jack McKaulkof, Rod Pounder, Buck Naked, Richard N. Cyd.
Can't forget the nonfictional racecar driver, Dick Trickle.
Al Nockrup, Al Depanziu...
Itsa me Mario!! Yeah I had no clever name
Hi my name is Hugh Wanafuk.
This text and the comments are making my day. Please keep them coming hahah.
Harry Paratestacals was the name.
No! It was Harry, Harry Ballzack!
The guy is earnest and frank. In some towns he is Ernest and others, he is Frank.
Don't forget Phil Rupp
Mike Hunt, Jenny Talia, Eric Shun, Harry P Ness, Moe Lester, Pat Myaz, Moe Lester, Phil Accio, Wayne Kerr.
Fuck you guys, I'm Alota. Alota pipetahlay
*unzips pants and cock slams onto the table like a side of beef hitting a dirty linoleum floor*...that's who I am
Her name was obviously Anita Hawk.
this doesnt even make sense....fail
Alota Fagina. gotta love Austin Powers(;
This was the best one I've read in a long time.. All my facebook buddies agree
Am I the only one who gets seriously bothered by people who call others honey?
Hi, I'm awesome bill from dawsonville