I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
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Fake all night?
I'm going to assume that the OP's eye didn't get stuck in that position.
This really made me laugh. Good stuff.