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  • 97 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 11:20pm

    NanananananananaNananananananana, CAT SCAN!!!

  • 95 99
    Submitted by turbopanzer on Mar 8, 10 at 4:10pm

    Count your lucky stars you woke up at all!

  • 85 85
    Submitted by samclovin2323 on Mar 9, 10 at 12:08am

    been there done that

  • Submitted by maskedman on Mar 8, 10 at 4:15pm

    That's nothing. Do you know how scary it is to wake up in a Scantron after a heavy night of studying. \n\nSeriously, OT stop drinking so much or you might wake up in the morgue of the hospital.

    • 70 88
      Submitted by Anonymousssss on Mar 8, 10 at 4:45pm

      how does one wake up in a scantron?

      • 82 83
        Submitted by bobcat on Mar 9, 10 at 4:02am

        @444..hilarious

  • 74 64
    Submitted by mininacho123 on Mar 9, 10 at 2:44pm

    Been there

  • 83 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 3:02am

    wow, what an accomplishment. what a waste of doctors and nurses time. grow up!

  • 75 80
    Submitted by amb1991 on Mar 9, 10 at 12:00am

    BULLSHIT!

  • 76 88
    Submitted by hdb222 on Mar 8, 10 at 10:40pm

    I've been there, still have the deviated septum to prove it

  • 80 97
    Submitted by metrian835 on Mar 8, 10 at 7:59pm

    what the fuck happened man? did you get so wasted you fell off a pickup truck or something?

  • 78 94
    Submitted by sandra143 on Mar 8, 10 at 4:34pm

    Maskedman... You cant "wake up" in a morgue...

  • 70 79
    Submitted by ridleylax21 on Mar 8, 10 at 9:16pm

    4:34 is fucking retarted. A catscan isn't in the morgue

  • 73 88
    Submitted by fool on Mar 8, 10 at 4:08pm

    Wow....loosee

  • Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 8, 10 at 4:54pm

    omg that would be sooo scary, like obvs

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Bonsai89 on Mar 12, 10 at 11:17am

    CT scans are sooooo not scary; now waking up in an MRI would definately be terrifying

  • 65 81
    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 8, 10 at 6:49pm

    Lmfao this guys a fucking irresponsible shitbag, lol.

  • 70 92
    Submitted by Zulu44 on Mar 9, 10 at 12:42am

    haha morgue fail

  • 63 78
    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 8, 10 at 5:56pm

    Exactly!

  • 71 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 5:03pm

    Yep. It's terrifying.

  • Submitted by turn3771 on Mar 8, 10 at 5:18pm

    If u were in the morgue u wouldn't be waking up lol

  • 64 92
    Submitted by grandmasboy on Mar 8, 10 at 9:25pm

    It's CT not cat...you think they named a radiology machine after a nickname for a feline? Come on

    • 55 91
      Submitted by goggleboy on Mar 8, 10 at 10:47pm

      actually it is CAT scan. short for Computerized Axial Tomography.

      • 65 88
        Submitted by blahblahhh on Mar 9, 10 at 6:22am

        actually, both can be used... http://www.radiologyinfo.org/en/info.cfm?pg=bodyct \nno one is wrong.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 1:42pm

    As one of the people stuck with caring for (not about) your drunk ass... You are neither funny nor original.

  • 53 73
    Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 9, 10 at 2:06pm

    http://girlonthetoilet.tumblr.com/

  • Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 9, 10 at 2:52am

    Why yes, yes i do

  • 50 78
    Submitted by meowmeowballs on Mar 8, 10 at 5:40pm

    not gunna lie, that'd scare the fuck out of me

  • Submitted by evanescentghost on Mar 8, 10 at 10:49pm

    In soviet puerto Rico, alcohol drinks u!

  • Submitted by mcb0151 on Mar 8, 10 at 3:56pm

    Wow. ...first!