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    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 6, 12 at 10:38pm

    That wasn't CPR, that was just your drunk ass letting the entire chess club feel you up.

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    Submitted by Xtasty on Jan 18, 13 at 3:43pm

    You wouldn't either. If you're getting CPR your heart isn't beating.