I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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Whiskey to make the baby stop crying, and vodka for the mom for the same reason!
Doesn't matter had sex
My new slogan for when my idiot friends who are younger than me get pregnant.
where can I order a few dozen for former/current classmates?