Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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Too late. I'm going in.
I just pretended I didn't already know those things
GA-Peach let's see ur proof, not that I don't believe but simply bc I'm a guy and we all wanna see
Outstanding. The comments are better then the texts
Already forgotten, i figured i should find out myself...'from the horses mouth' so to speak.
It's ok son, they all smell like fish, you just have to imagine its sushi.
I'm not sure who you are with, but we do not all smell like fish. Only grody whores and women who don't wash right get that smell.
grody? what are u, 8 years old?
No, just in the south.
I smell and taste delicious. Don't know what kind of trash you've been with, but I wash my pussy daily!
Well well, a cum dumpster who takes care of herself... Cheers to you
I'm a cum dumpster? News to me...
Yeah, ignore ck. He likes to troll to upset people. He epically fails, but he tries.
But you're a clean cum dumpster SSmackk... I didn't mention you being dirty... and you're welcome
women: take care of yourselves. eat well. wash. then wash again. if you cook better than your man, you are a keeper. if you drain our balls every day, you're a keeper. if you do things right, we will make sure you are well taken care of. we will make you want us. oh! and don't be a slutty mcwhoreinstein.
It's Ms. Mc Whoreinstein to you Mister
The horror of your description of her blue waffle haunts me. I couldn't sleep!