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  • u people act as if he wasnt shitfaced when he text this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:00pm
  • you cant always just go to the doctor..sometimes they have kids in your high school then your girlfriend finds out you have crabs...doctor is last resort...what good are friends if you cant ask them to give an opinion based on expirience about a cock/std issue

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:26pm
  • don't be a fool, wrap your tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Wow, VILE.... though the "no homo" made me laugh a little.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:05pm
  • hahahahahaha this is the first time this site has amused me in a long time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:49pm
  • This is what condoms and planned parenthood are for. Idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:02pm
  • it wouldn't have been homo if he didn't say no homo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:20pm
  • Or you could go to the doctor and they can burn off the warts with liquid nitrogen. Ah, the gift that keeps on giving.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:50pm
  • Is that a mushroom? WHy is it green?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:07pm
  • bahaha, no homo. love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:04am
  • this is fucking gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:22pm
  • ugh. omg. seriously never perusing this site whilst eating lunch again..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:08pm
  • Are you for real? Fucking go to a hospital. 3:26, you are one of the most idiotic people I have ever met. And I haven't even met you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:34pm
  • (no homo) - seen it used on here before. hope it's catching on. quite funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:04pm
  • thats when your friend forwards the picture of your dick to all his contacts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:06pm
  • no homo is so fucking old already

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:31am
  • SO great Bahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 7:06am
  • why doesnt he just look it up online? its so easy to diagnose yourself these days, and there doesnt have to be any sort of embarrassing convos. duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:42pm
  • Ashamed to be a miami-an now lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:16pm
  • thats why they make doctors. good lord..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:56pm
  • hahahhahaha, 3:26 has never heard of the hippocratic oath.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:48pm
  • I find that saying no homo tends to make the quote homo...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:03pm
  • hahahhahahhahah tooo funny!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:12pm
  • lets be real if he goes to a doctor he has a legal obligation to tell a girl he has an std. who wants to do that. jk thats gross and should prob be checked out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:38pm
  • Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Submitted by Foodisgood on Sep 6, 10 at 2:13am
  • Lol thats awesome, the (no homo) part made me laugh. Wrap it up next time....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:06pm
  • Go to the fucking doctor. Even if your man whore STD ridden friend can diagnose you, he can't give you a prescription.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:38pm
  • there's no way this CAN'T be homo! hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:31pm
  • You have all got it wrong Her name is Stacie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:55pm
  • It's mold... wash that nasty thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:04pm
  • 3:51 If his friend is a doctor and has also had every STD known to man, I doubt his ability to practice good judgment, let alone medicine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Yes homo. Go to a doctor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:33pm
  • dude... discustingly hilarious.

    Submitted by AliceWonderland on Aug 31, 11 at 10:55pm
  • thats fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:29am
  • Only in Miami

    Submitted by FunnyShit23 on May 11, 11 at 4:06am
  • come on, miami, you're better than that. or are you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:53pm
  • maybe his friend is a doctor and he just saved himself the hundreds of dollars. i say he's smart. even with his std.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:51pm
  • There are so many things wrong with this text.

    Submitted by xandrasm on Jun 27, 11 at 9:35am
  • Wow that's disgusting...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 4:45pm
  • hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha (no homo)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:41pm