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  • I'm not gonna sugar coat this one... Your boyfriend likes pole vaulting guys

    Submitted by pdpotman420 on Jun 8, 10 at 3:26pm
  • If you figured out he was cheating on you by reading his texts he probably made up the name Carl in case you were around when "she" texted him

    Submitted by smlpl on Jun 8, 10 at 4:11pm
  • Could be short for Carly. Or you could do what a guy would do in your shoes and suggest a three-way. Actually, you should do that anyway.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 8, 10 at 3:29pm
  • Haha your problem is a real pain in the ass! Hahaha

    Submitted by ryno24 on Jun 8, 10 at 3:30pm
  • If by "unisex name" you meant "a big, burly, male truck driver" then give yourself a gold star.

    Submitted by squibkick on Jun 8, 10 at 6:43pm
  • It's not her real name. That's just a fake one in his phonebook so it looks like he's talkin to a friend. Maybe. Something like that.

    Submitted by alyshayo on Jun 8, 10 at 9:28pm
  • Oh it's a unisex name alright; for u ain't the only one he sexin!!!!

    Submitted by ladi_kelz on Jun 23, 10 at 9:13am
  • @jbubbya - well he was cheating on her was he not? Boyfriends that are trustworthy don't care if their girlfriends use their phone. Apparently he was hiding something and she knew it. Hopefully she did read his texts and dumped his ass so she can find a real boyfriend.

    Submitted by smlpl on Jun 8, 10 at 9:37pm
  • I smell THREESOME

    Submitted by aznasshole on Jun 8, 10 at 8:03pm
  • Who the he'll names their kid Carl anymore? He's prolly in his 60's.

    Submitted by doomsday on Jun 9, 10 at 7:07am
  • What did he say? "I'm going to carl's to fuck the shit out of him"?

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 8, 10 at 3:34pm
  • No. It's totally a guys name

    Submitted by summertime30 on Jun 10, 10 at 12:32am
  • Ever wonder why he likes your hair short? Or why he likes giving you anal more than vag? You got yourself a bi- boy.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 8, 10 at 7:58pm
  • Just image how many other Carl's he's been "texting".......

    Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Jun 10, 10 at 10:47pm
  • Haha! It's an alias in his phone... "Carl, I really care about you"....done!

    Submitted by Tara4753 on Jun 9, 10 at 7:43am
  • On the bright side, if he has 3 guy friends I know a way to get 4 of em on one stool...

    Submitted by Indestructible on Jun 8, 10 at 3:30pm
  • Carl can be short for Carley. Also, sometime cheating bitches use guy names to hide themselves ... or your man pole smokes.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 9, 10 at 6:01am
  • Hey jen21... Snooping in someones phone to see if they are cheating? You deserve to be cheated on for the shadyness.

    Submitted by jbubbya on Jun 8, 10 at 8:08pm
  • Carla

    Submitted by theprofessor on Jun 11, 10 at 5:55pm
  • Carly?

    Submitted by bdude on Jun 8, 10 at 11:17pm
  • He probably likes anal with you too.

    Submitted by NCA on Jun 9, 10 at 2:11pm
  • I refuse to enable your denial. Your boyfriend is cheating on you with either a hot girl under an alias, or a man who is most likely involved in activities of the molestation persuasion. Now, it's up to you to decide which is worse.

    Submitted by janeplaysdirty01 on Jun 9, 10 at 1:15pm
  • Oh snap your boyfriend like the cock!

    Submitted by 1337pwn on Jun 25, 10 at 1:36am
  • Shut up smlpl! The women don't know about that!

    Submitted by blueberryluv2010 on Jun 10, 10 at 9:57am
  • Def not

    Submitted by dcole on Jun 8, 10 at 7:19pm
  • Short for Carla? Carly? But ppl don't use that much lol

    Submitted by Indestructible on Jun 8, 10 at 3:26pm
  • Carla? Typo-ed Carol?

    Submitted by jnomcb on Jun 13, 10 at 11:02pm
  • Carl is so gross as a name. Anything with Carl at the end in Urban Dictionary is foul; A Hot Carl...

    Submitted by DallasDiva on Oct 22, 11 at 4:51am
  • 3:29. That was dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 10 at 3:31pm
  • Thats how we do in maddy heights. I live in mi tooooo my phone number starts with 248.

    Submitted by lalaluvsu69 on Jun 8, 10 at 9:42pm
  • My boyfriend always had me in his phone as nick before he broke up with his girlfriend and we started dating but now he won't change it back :(

    Submitted by NikiDubz on Oct 11, 11 at 11:39am