I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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can I buy you a drink?
Meh, so you're a lesbian. Stop trying to be straight if that's not who you are. You'll be happier that way in the long run.
I've never heard of a happy g ay person.
You're just not doing it right. Perhaps less teeth?
Oh! I know! Learn some massage techniques from that g ay porn collection you have. You're bound to make SOMEONE happy!
You'd be happier if you stopped hating yourself for it, Rusty. C'mon out of the closet already.
Here's a message from a happy g ay chick then you idiot!
just accept who you are...don't try to be someone else. doesn't work
being a lez is being something else, being a straight female is who she really is, it's science.
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@R_Shackleford will you eat shit and die already?
Go with the bi regardless of sobriety thing, then.
@R_Shackleford I really hope you're just trolling; otherwise you are indeed a sad individual
My own personal guess is that like a lot of virulent homophobes, he's can't deal with his own feelings of attraction towards other men.