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  • 52 70
    Submitted by nunubeest on May 24, 12 at 3:25pm

    why? nobody is going to look for you

  • 45 61
    Submitted by sick_skullcandy on May 25, 12 at 2:23am

    Or just a healthy tan in the sun for a bit so don't have to use enough astroglide to lube up a Louisville slugger. Hell would freeze over if you were a pale Russian flailing around with a sawed off shotgun full of wal-mart slugs. Hide the tip behind the bodyboards if your straight thug with no love.

    • 36 67
      Submitted by HailCaeser on May 25, 12 at 6:54am

      WTF...this makes no sense, that is all

    • 39 53
      Submitted by reeln on May 25, 12 at 8:28am

      are you simply retarded?

    • 49 49
      Submitted by GA_Peach on May 25, 12 at 8:27pm

      I believe this is a pathetic attempt at "freestyling."

  • 37 55
    Submitted by chelsea_lately on May 25, 12 at 2:28am

    Fyi, My book club recommends at least three hours daily in the sun using no more than SPF two

  • 41 75
    Submitted by aced220 on May 24, 12 at 11:32pm

    Put it in your ass cheek much less painful