Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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why? nobody is going to look for you
Or just a healthy tan in the sun for a bit so don't have to use enough astroglide to lube up a Louisville slugger. Hell would freeze over if you were a pale Russian flailing around with a sawed off shotgun full of wal-mart slugs. Hide the tip behind the bodyboards if your straight thug with no love.
WTF...this makes no sense, that is all
are you simply retarded?
I believe this is a pathetic attempt at "freestyling."
Fyi, My book club recommends at least three hours daily in the sun using no more than SPF two
Put it in your ass cheek much less painful