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  • why? nobody is going to look for you

    Submitted by nunubeest on May 24, 12 at 3:25pm
  • Or just a healthy tan in the sun for a bit so don't have to use enough astroglide to lube up a Louisville slugger. Hell would freeze over if you were a pale Russian flailing around with a sawed off shotgun full of wal-mart slugs. Hide the tip behind the bodyboards if your straight thug with no love.

    Submitted by sick_skullcandy on May 25, 12 at 2:23am
  • Fyi, My book club recommends at least three hours daily in the sun using no more than SPF two

    Submitted by chelsea_lately on May 25, 12 at 2:28am
  • Put it in your ass cheek much less painful

    Submitted by aced220 on May 24, 12 at 11:32pm