Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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i like her style
Let's hope it wasn't used...
Put that dildo to better use, slapping people in the face just isn't pleasurable.
If she slapped me with a used dildo I would have to "slap" her with a frying pan.
Sounds like my kinda woman, although I'm hoping she at least washed it off since it was last used.
I guess slapping a chick with your personal penis could seem fun but hunks of plastic are just not sexy. It's like beating people with a big wheel tire....just phallic.
I don't usually desire to up-vote replies, but peach, yhat analogy is awesome
Um, I actually think this might be about me... :/