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  • 76 44
    Submitted by Hedonistic on May 8, 12 at 2:54pm

    NEW PLAN: Learn to be comfortable with your sexuality, and ditch the panties.

    • 39 49
      Submitted by Wolf32889 on May 9, 12 at 12:10am

      Thank you

    • 29 42
      Submitted by Afterburner on May 9, 12 at 12:47am

      Words for every woman to live by

      • 30 37
        Submitted by Hedonistic on May 9, 12 at 3:07am

        Yes, but if they do they'll be called "slut" by narrow-minded pricks. :-D

  • 43 47
    Submitted by NYCdood on May 8, 12 at 2:09pm

    Why don't you want to bang that guy? And if you don't, why are you hanging out with him?

    • 32 42
      Submitted by correctinator on May 10, 12 at 1:20pm

      God forbid a girl has male friends. How ever will the world survive?

  • 46 57
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 8, 12 at 4:51pm

    Newer plan: grow the fuck up. If you can't be around another human being without screwing them then you shouldn't be around anyone.

    • 37 44
      Submitted by Hedonistic on May 8, 12 at 5:17pm

      That would mean you'd NEVER have sex. :-/ Sorry, your plan SUCKS!

  • 34 43
    Submitted by juunebug on May 8, 12 at 5:59pm

    Been there. Next time employee a friend to be a cockblock. She'll have to be aggressive and comfortable with being called a bitch. :)

  • 34 54
    Submitted by ! on May 8, 12 at 7:09pm

    I'm surprised your face didn't turn him away.

  • 26 39
    Submitted by FreakyAssLeo on Jun 5, 12 at 10:23am

    Well damn......that's an old trick

  • 14 17
    Submitted by nitro420 on Mar 2, 13 at 2:13pm

    Pretty sure this came up on an episode of seinfeld or something

  • 31 63
    Submitted by roadhead101 on May 8, 12 at 11:07pm

    slut