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  • 68 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:14am
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    Be my Yoko Ono? Oh no...

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:00am
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    I want to do that to every Yoko I meet.

  • 79 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:43pm
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    more like Yoko "Oh No I choke on too much dick to be able to sing"

  • 70 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:02pm
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    Yoko Ono follows me on Twitter lol

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:38pm
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    Hahaha that's awesome.

  • 64 56
    Submitted by kyky92067 on Mar 28, 10 at 7:34pm
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    Fucking amazing!

  • 79 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:52pm
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    I pour boiling elephant semen on my chest.

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:01am
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    Omg the funniest fucking thing ever dude!! Hahahahaahahh wow dude I would sooo do that! Cause i'm like obsessed with the beatles and shit omg!!!

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:11am
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    A million times yes I will attempt to do this the next time I'm wasted

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:22pm
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    HAHAHAHA fantastic!!!

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:37am
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    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH LMAO. funniest thing of my life

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:01am
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    fucking love this! screw you yoko ono!!

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:47pm
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    Thts hillarious man luv da beatles

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:38pm
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    No, im pretty sure it was John Wayne.

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:36pm
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    I thought eskimos broke up the beatles...

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:30pm
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    I was one of those Asian girls

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:50pm
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    Nice moccasins bitch

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:37pm
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    Yoko is a lesbian...

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:58pm
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    Gurgle gurgle gurgle ( from the throat of big tone)

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:06pm
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    Amazing, this is absolutely amazing.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:47pm
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    It's only funny cause I actually know exactly who the "he" in this text is ;]

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:42pm
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    Big tone is not funny. He clearly fancies himself as a humorist but in reality is a douche nozzle

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:05pm
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    I don't understand your face

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:21pm
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    "You could be my Yoko Ono...". :-)

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:03pm
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    I don't understand any of this

  • 66 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:47pm
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    "Gir what r in these waffles?" "theres waffle in em!" "U LIE!!!"

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:46am
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    haha thts greattt!! i think i have the same birthday as yoko..

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:32pm
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    hahahahahah this is hilarious

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:36am
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    someone give me this guys number. i must marry this fucker.

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:07pm
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    Sounds like something C.J. might do.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:37pm
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    I love it more than half prob didn't understand

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:59pm
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    Its funny for every fucking reason. So doing this next time im hammered and somebody elses responsibility

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:07pm
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    Hahahahahaha. Classic

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:00am
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    This Is one of my all time favorites Hilarious :)

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:19pm
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    King of tfln !! Big tone is a revolution ( from the desk of big tone )

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:13am
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    One night, a friend of mine kept going up to asian girls and offering them drugs. They were terrified.

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:12pm
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    Yoko homo ( the return of big tone)

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:53pm
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    DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!?

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:29pm
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    Asians: can't trust them

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:12pm
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    Funniest thing I've ever read in my life, hands down. Well done.

  • 42 66
    Submitted by fuzzpunch on Feb 1, 11 at 6:42am
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    Poor Yoko.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:47am
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    YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!

  • 52 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:27pm
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    Epic win!!!! Fuck yoko ono!!!!!

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:58pm
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    You would see me doing that

  • 21 37
    Submitted by yunggson243 on Dec 29, 11 at 1:14am
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    To jan 9th at 2:01. Fuck you

  • 41 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:08pm
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    He/you/she just kept (insert ridiculously lame antic)