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  • Even jr high kids know how to spell masturbate, genius.

    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Jul 13, 11 at 4:43pm
  • I have a friend who masturbated in the National Archives gallery bathroom in Washington D.C. We always joke that he just got super turned on by the Declaration of Independence.

    Submitted by cwunderkind9 on Jul 13, 11 at 7:26pm
  • If he's not in junior high, I don't even want to know how he accomplished that feat.

    Submitted by stayclassyphx on Jul 13, 11 at 4:44pm
  • To do list:\n\nWedding during ceremony (bonus points if in wedding party)\n\nBack of cop car (bonus points if in cuffs)\n\nAt funeral (it would be sick to have bonus points here)\n\nRollercoaster (bonus points if camera gets you in action)

    Submitted by inahaz on Jul 13, 11 at 9:23pm
  • I just hope he wasnt driving the school bus at the time....

    Submitted by markw6807 on Jul 14, 11 at 2:15am
  • Ive rubbed one in Kuwait, Iraq, and in Afghainstan.

    Submitted by thirrteen on Jul 15, 11 at 2:54pm
  • Do it in me!!!

    Submitted by htk on Jul 14, 11 at 9:46pm
  • I've done it on my gradeschool bus. Good times.

    Submitted by fucksyourmother on Jul 13, 11 at 7:44pm
  • You can do it in me

    Submitted by htk on Jul 14, 11 at 6:34pm
  • Were there Jr. High kids on the bus at the time?

    Submitted by ryaniscool on Jul 13, 11 at 5:22pm
  • my friend jacked off in the theater President Lincoln was assassinated in during our field trip to Washington DC in 8th grade

    Submitted by hcoulter11 on Jul 14, 11 at 9:35am
  • I once masturbated in... my own mouth. Pretty weird.

    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Jul 13, 11 at 5:55pm
  • Well, when you are still in jr high....

    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 13, 11 at 4:06pm
  • Good way to end up on the sex offender list brainiac.

    Submitted by JJdoggie on Jul 13, 11 at 7:17pm
  • Not sure how to rate this one sounds like fun but disturbing at the same time if they are on buses.

    Submitted by polarbear79 on Jul 13, 11 at 4:00pm
  • I once did it in elementary school at my desk during class about the girl next to me O_o

    Submitted by gaterhog on Jul 14, 11 at 1:40am