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  • Submitted by cannabislecter on Aug 19, 12 at 7:37pm

    In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

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      Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 20, 12 at 1:26am

      Please tell me that was from memory. Even if it is copy/paste, it's epic\n upvoted

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        Submitted by cannabislecter on Aug 20, 12 at 9:36am

        Memory, but to be fair there was a marathon on.

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 18, 12 at 7:53pm

    So you've got him coming and going, eh?

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 18, 12 at 6:52pm

    If you have sex with someone and they die during the act, is that manslaughter or an accident?

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 19, 12 at 12:41pm

    @cfreymarc probably natural causes unless you were aware that they had a heart condition or something and they shouldn't've been having sex. (Not a lawyer, not legal advice, yada.) Or you're trying something potentially dangerous like breath play, or something that might be seen as assault like flogging or spanking. "Consent of the victim" is not generally seen as a defense to assault charges.

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    Submitted by TheRevBiffDeluxe on Aug 19, 12 at 1:31am

    I was having sex wit a chick and she started having a seizure while riding me. I thought I was just awesome... I felt kinda bad when she came out of it and told me what happened and I was like " ...kay... I finished!"

  • Submitted by ThenIwokeUp on Aug 18, 12 at 4:46pm

    La petite mort

  • Submitted by mumfackler on Aug 18, 12 at 10:10pm

    I just came so hard I broke a tooth!

  • Submitted by PenisVagina on Aug 18, 12 at 1:09pm

    Story of my life!

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      Submitted by tedirvine on Aug 18, 12 at 1:39pm

      No it's not. Fuck off.

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        Submitted by Madcritter on Aug 18, 12 at 2:10pm

        THIS... was humorous.

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    Submitted by italianflavor on Sep 1, 12 at 11:15pm

    could do it too ya