I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
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Susan :"Some men are born lucky. Some men are born very lucky."\nSally: "And Patrick?" \nSusan: "He's a tripod."
You know, most people use "tripping over your own dick" to mean doing something incredibly stupid while thinking you're succeeding at it.