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  • 303 70
    Submitted by mkingsley on Jun 8, 12 at 4:26pm
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    I think he wins...

  • 285 43
    Submitted by porksword on Jun 8, 12 at 5:26pm
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    It's rude to blow out someone else's candles on their birthday.

    • 28 30
      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 9, 12 at 1:16am
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      you are a rare breed of genius my friend. a rare breed.

  • 206 53
    Submitted by Cocaineranger on Jun 8, 12 at 5:17pm
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    While she was on the other side of the line getting eaten out..

  • 149 33
    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 9, 12 at 3:09am
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    Now I am not hating but How good could it have been, really, if he could still sing?

    • 25 23
      Submitted by H0tplaces on Jun 12, 12 at 9:28pm
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      He was singing serprano

  • 155 67
    Submitted by ck24 on Jun 8, 12 at 4:35pm
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    hoes like this chick should be fucking sterilized

    • 40 35
      Submitted by StyrofoamBoots on Jun 8, 12 at 7:22pm
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      she could still get a cock in her mouth?

      • 31 36
        Submitted by novaleigh89 on Jun 8, 12 at 7:35pm
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        sterilized people can still fuck too. There's just no offspring..

  • 146 53
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Jun 8, 12 at 6:42pm
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    yeah; you win the prize of 'biggest whore.'. congratufuckinglations

  • 126 46
    Submitted by duckdown on Jun 8, 12 at 6:17pm
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    I don't think taking a shot in the mouth qualifies as winning

  • 114 49
    Submitted by somebody_020202 on Jun 8, 12 at 4:34pm
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    Everyone's loss on that one. Karma.

  • 112 54
    Submitted by tns1992 on Jun 8, 12 at 6:33pm
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    Filthy whore

  • 104 48
    Submitted by tujoto2013 on Jun 8, 12 at 4:30pm
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    ....Dumb girl.

  • 77 30
    Submitted by Truthful_Chance on Jun 9, 12 at 7:51am
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    You must not be real good. if you were, he wouldn't be able to hold a conversation, let alone sing.

  • 83 47
    Submitted by FloydLover642 on Jun 9, 12 at 12:50am
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    wow...if that's your definition of "winning" I feel really bad for you...maybe you and Charlie sheen should start hanging out!

  • 83 48
    Submitted by Mactastic on Jun 8, 12 at 5:34pm
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    She's actually the best ventriloquist ever. EVER.

  • 75 47
    Submitted by GRakoczynski on Jun 8, 12 at 7:53pm
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    Skankkk!

  • 69 48
    Submitted by taterslc on Jun 8, 12 at 6:23pm
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    He won

  • 70 61
    Submitted by taterslc on Jun 8, 12 at 6:24pm
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    How'd she taste?

  • 66 54
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 8, 12 at 11:57pm
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    Man whore and slut monkey bitch.

  • 60 44
    Submitted by SMASHLEY802 on Jun 8, 12 at 6:12pm
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    Stupid girl. You should worry about what happens when this backfires when eventually he does thus to you.

  • 60 49
    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Jun 8, 12 at 6:29pm
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    Happy Birthday to... unh... unh... yoooouuuuu

  • 43 27
    Submitted by babybaby on Jun 9, 12 at 2:05pm
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    Scottie doesn't knowww...

  • 53 49
    Submitted by plygtr85 on Jun 8, 12 at 4:50pm
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    815, why do I enjoy living here, yet hate everyone else that lives here? oh yeah, I remember now....

  • 47 39
    Submitted by friedbunnies on Jun 9, 12 at 1:53am
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    (in simultaneously condescending and patronizing tone) Do you really?

  • 36 22
    Submitted by skyehigh on Jun 11, 12 at 3:22am
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    no... you lose

  • 32 25
    Submitted by SunnyBunnyFreak on Jun 10, 12 at 7:53pm
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    Yes high five. You won. Whore.

  • 30 30
    Submitted by dmp612 on Jun 9, 12 at 11:33pm
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    Slut

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Mikedeeznuts on Jun 8, 12 at 7:18pm
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    Gotta be joliet.. definitely a girl that frequents Samys or jamesons..

  • 21 29
    Submitted by drummerhands77 on Jun 12, 12 at 11:10am
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    epic win.

  • 33 55
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 8, 12 at 8:30pm
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    Every guy needs a good go for show as a bad one for a blow.

  • 28 47
    Submitted by slammin211s on Jun 9, 12 at 12:59am
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    yet another F.I.B. ... all parties involved

  • 11 14
    Submitted by man_up_bitch on Jul 8, 12 at 11:13am
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    So whilst you're doing all the grunt work, she's still getting loving attention from her boyfriend. Think they both win and you have spunk in your hair.

  • 21 35
    Submitted by DivaBaby on Jun 9, 12 at 9:28pm
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    What if op is a guy?

  • 13 20
    Submitted by melodymusic on Jul 19, 12 at 6:20pm
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    ummmm. no

  • 16 27
    Submitted by corbettfoy on Jun 12, 12 at 7:49pm
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    Yes, you most certainly win. And he's either the biggest bastard, or the luckiest bastard, that I've ever heard of in my life.

  • 15 31
    Submitted by ayl_xx_09 on Jun 21, 12 at 4:45pm
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    wow when i blow someone they usually cant speak...hmmm

  • 9 21
    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 16, 12 at 11:39am
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    Actually she wins they had sex before he saw you so your tasting her vag. how's that flavor

  • 28 61
    Submitted by Ironrebel on Jun 8, 12 at 7:51pm
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    I'd like to meet her. I've got a bday coming up soon and live in 815.

  • 35 75
    Submitted by atlas117 on Jun 8, 12 at 4:15pm
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    First to comment on the immorality of this post

  • 26 58
    Submitted by vannahben1414 on Jun 8, 12 at 10:02pm
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    That is so funny!!!!

  • 26 59
    Submitted by wingchunfighter on Jun 8, 12 at 5:21pm
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    Omg!

  • 10 28
    Submitted by sexyairman on Jul 1, 12 at 11:22am
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    People try n act all high and mighty. Feel free to chalk this one up as a win. Screw everyone else

  • 25 59
    Submitted by Ritchiboi83 on Jun 8, 12 at 9:52pm
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    U both win lol