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  • Submitted by porksword on Jun 8, 12 at 5:26pm

    It's rude to blow out someone else's candles on their birthday.

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      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 9, 12 at 1:16am

      you are a rare breed of genius my friend. a rare breed.

  • Submitted by mkingsley on Jun 8, 12 at 4:26pm

    I think he wins...

  • Submitted by Cocaineranger on Jun 8, 12 at 5:17pm

    While she was on the other side of the line getting eaten out..

  • Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 9, 12 at 3:09am

    Now I am not hating but How good could it have been, really, if he could still sing?

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      Submitted by H0tplaces on Jun 12, 12 at 9:28pm

      He was singing serprano

  • Submitted by Kevin201 on Jun 8, 12 at 6:42pm

    yeah; you win the prize of 'biggest whore.'. congratufuckinglations

  • Submitted by ck24 on Jun 8, 12 at 4:35pm

    hoes like this chick should be fucking sterilized

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      Submitted by StyrofoamBoots on Jun 8, 12 at 7:22pm

      she could still get a cock in her mouth?

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        Submitted by novaleigh89 on Jun 8, 12 at 7:35pm

        sterilized people can still fuck too. There's just no offspring..

  • Submitted by duckdown on Jun 8, 12 at 6:17pm

    I don't think taking a shot in the mouth qualifies as winning

  • Submitted by tns1992 on Jun 8, 12 at 6:33pm

    Filthy whore

  • Submitted by somebody_020202 on Jun 8, 12 at 4:34pm

    Everyone's loss on that one. Karma.

  • Submitted by tujoto2013 on Jun 8, 12 at 4:30pm

    ....Dumb girl.

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    Submitted by Truthful_Chance on Jun 9, 12 at 7:51am

    You must not be real good. if you were, he wouldn't be able to hold a conversation, let alone sing.

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    Submitted by FloydLover642 on Jun 9, 12 at 12:50am

    wow...if that's your definition of "winning" I feel really bad for you...maybe you and Charlie sheen should start hanging out!

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    Submitted by Mactastic on Jun 8, 12 at 5:34pm

    She's actually the best ventriloquist ever. EVER.

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    Submitted by GRakoczynski on Jun 8, 12 at 7:53pm

    Skankkk!

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    Submitted by taterslc on Jun 8, 12 at 6:23pm

    He won

  • 76 66
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 8, 12 at 11:57pm

    Man whore and slut monkey bitch.

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    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Jun 8, 12 at 6:29pm

    Happy Birthday to... unh... unh... yoooouuuuu

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    Submitted by taterslc on Jun 8, 12 at 6:24pm

    How'd she taste?

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    Submitted by SMASHLEY802 on Jun 8, 12 at 6:12pm

    Stupid girl. You should worry about what happens when this backfires when eventually he does thus to you.

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    Submitted by SunnyBunnyFreak on Jun 10, 12 at 7:53pm

    Yes high five. You won. Whore.

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    Submitted by babybaby on Jun 9, 12 at 2:05pm

    Scottie doesn't knowww...

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    Submitted by plygtr85 on Jun 8, 12 at 4:50pm

    815, why do I enjoy living here, yet hate everyone else that lives here? oh yeah, I remember now....

  • 48 44
    Submitted by skyehigh on Jun 11, 12 at 3:22am

    no... you lose

  • 55 60
    Submitted by friedbunnies on Jun 9, 12 at 1:53am

    (in simultaneously condescending and patronizing tone) Do you really?

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    Submitted by drummerhands77 on Jun 12, 12 at 11:10am

    epic win.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by dmp612 on Jun 9, 12 at 11:33pm

    Slut

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    Submitted by corbettfoy on Jun 12, 12 at 7:49pm

    Yes, you most certainly win. And he's either the biggest bastard, or the luckiest bastard, that I've ever heard of in my life.

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    Submitted by DivaBaby on Jun 9, 12 at 9:28pm

    What if op is a guy?

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 8, 12 at 8:30pm

    Every guy needs a good go for show as a bad one for a blow.

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    Submitted by Mikedeeznuts on Jun 8, 12 at 7:18pm

    Gotta be joliet.. definitely a girl that frequents Samys or jamesons..

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    Submitted by man_up_bitch on Jul 8, 12 at 11:13am

    So whilst you're doing all the grunt work, she's still getting loving attention from her boyfriend. Think they both win and you have spunk in your hair.

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    Submitted by slammin211s on Jun 9, 12 at 12:59am

    yet another F.I.B. ... all parties involved

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    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 16, 12 at 11:39am

    Actually she wins they had sex before he saw you so your tasting her vag. how's that flavor

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    Submitted by sexyairman on Jul 1, 12 at 11:22am

    People try n act all high and mighty. Feel free to chalk this one up as a win. Screw everyone else

  • 39 75
    Submitted by Ritchiboi83 on Jun 8, 12 at 9:52pm

    U both win lol

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    Submitted by melodymusic on Jul 19, 12 at 6:20pm

    ummmm. no

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    Submitted by ayl_xx_09 on Jun 21, 12 at 4:45pm

    wow when i blow someone they usually cant speak...hmmm

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    Submitted by wingchunfighter on Jun 8, 12 at 5:21pm

    Omg!

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    Submitted by Ironrebel on Jun 8, 12 at 7:51pm

    I'd like to meet her. I've got a bday coming up soon and live in 815.

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    Submitted by atlas117 on Jun 8, 12 at 4:15pm

    First to comment on the immorality of this post

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    Submitted by vannahben1414 on Jun 8, 12 at 10:02pm

    That is so funny!!!!