I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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I think he wins...
It's rude to blow out someone else's candles on their birthday.
you are a rare breed of genius my friend. a rare breed.
While she was on the other side of the line getting eaten out..
yeah; you win the prize of 'biggest whore.'. congratufuckinglations
Now I am not hating but How good could it have been, really, if he could still sing?
He was singing serprano
hoes like this chick should be fucking sterilized
she could still get a cock in her mouth?
sterilized people can still fuck too. There's just no offspring..
I don't think taking a shot in the mouth qualifies as winning
Everyone's loss on that one. Karma.
You must not be real good. if you were, he wouldn't be able to hold a conversation, let alone sing.
wow...if that's your definition of "winning" I feel really bad for you...maybe you and Charlie sheen should start hanging out!
She's actually the best ventriloquist ever. EVER.
Man whore and slut monkey bitch.
How'd she taste?
Happy Birthday to... unh... unh... yoooouuuuu
Scottie doesn't knowww...
no... you lose
Yes high five. You won. Whore.
Stupid girl. You should worry about what happens when this backfires when eventually he does thus to you.
815, why do I enjoy living here, yet hate everyone else that lives here? oh yeah, I remember now....
(in simultaneously condescending and patronizing tone) Do you really?
Yes, you most certainly win. And he's either the biggest bastard, or the luckiest bastard, that I've ever heard of in my life.
Gotta be joliet.. definitely a girl that frequents Samys or jamesons..
What if op is a guy?
yet another F.I.B. ... all parties involved
Actually she wins they had sex before he saw you so your tasting her vag. how's that flavor
Every guy needs a good go for show as a bad one for a blow.
So whilst you're doing all the grunt work, she's still getting loving attention from her boyfriend. Think they both win and you have spunk in your hair.
can't you just say "while"
People try n act all high and mighty. Feel free to chalk this one up as a win. Screw everyone else
no. no you dont.
wow when i blow someone they usually cant speak...hmmm
U both win lol
First to comment on the immorality of this post
I'd like to meet her. I've got a bday coming up soon and live in 815.
That is so funny!!!!