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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:23am

    I smell a foursome..

  • 80 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:31pm

    Cheating is overrated..and 9:04 NEVER quote Dane Cook again

  • 92 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:23am

    Hope you all 4 get the clap. Sooner you end up learning to keep your zipper up when in a relationship, the sooner you might grow up.

  • 70 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:50am

    All 4 of you deserved it.

  • 80 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:18am

    Seriously people, if you can't stop from boning other people while in a relationship, do open relationships. How hard is that?

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:30am

    still it sounds hilarious

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:43pm

    Awww, how sweet... What really makes him a douchebag is the fact that he's all indignant about HIS gf having sex with his hoochie's boyfriend, but it's totally okay for him to fuck another chick.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:19am

    sounds like the start of a porno...

  • 48 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:59am

    7:51, "slo" is San Luis obispo. The best town/city in the world

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:00am

    well I hope it made the breakup easy.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:09pm

    love the central coast. its so small here.

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:26am

    I'm Mr. Oppertunity, and I'm knocking!!!

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:32pm

    santa barbara is a smalll town hahaha

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:21am

    i don't see how that has to be a bad thing. everyone's saying shit like "good, you deserved it." when in fact i think it's something everyone can laugh about. perhaps open relationships will suit them.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:44pm

    I wish I could click "YDI"

  • 36 34
    Submitted by jltc on Apr 9, 11 at 9:53pm

    Irony...

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Saera55 on Jun 23, 10 at 8:52pm

    Instant 4some! :D

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:15pm

    That's what you get lol haha all around

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 10 at 1:48am

    Omfg that would be a beastly orgy

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:08pm

    Karma. Maybe all four of you should've stopped being such dbags!

  • 33 33
    Submitted by CaptainFroggz on Mar 10, 10 at 11:20pm

    How Ironic, I simply love it! :D

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:28pm

    this sounds like it came from santa barbara. Only there would something like this actually happen. I don't think I've met someone I haven't at least heard of or known a friend of there in years.

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:23pm

    9:33 PM, it is totally possible that they live together. Are you sheltered?

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:29pm

    this sounds vaguely like the plot form a harrison ford film

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:26pm

    this could either turn into an FML or one of those websites about your life being good. play your cards right my friend.

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:51pm

    Yeah 9:39, you're ruining this site for us you douchebag. Go away. And 9:43, I'm not sure if you're attacking 9:39 or saying the same thing in different words...

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Rasetsu on May 10, 10 at 7:01pm

    Don't be such a prude. Go fouresome.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:54pm

    haaa thats slo for you

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:02am

    4:23 ftw. But really, there's no doubting karma if this one is actually real.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:51am

    So it all worked out then!

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:44pm

    Dane Cook hasn't been funny since 2004 and even then he was a dickwad

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:25pm

    why wouldn't you join? foursome anyone?

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 4:23am

    seriously all you lil bastards that type FTW need to be shot.

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:01pm

    this sounds like it came from a porno film

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:39pm

    its people like you that ruin this site with bullshit texts

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:53pm

    I wish the ppl running this site would have a better bullshit filter. The 12 yro who posted dosen't have a very good imagination...

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:02pm

    its like a sexual swap meet. why not?

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:45pm

    You could just played it off as "you both knew this was going on" and made a presece together to guilt them both and hopefully take any suspicion off of you - though that would be a really dirty trick to pull.

  • 32 46
    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 12, 11 at 5:49pm

    serves you right!

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:33pm

    what was her boyfriend doing at her house without her. this one is so obviously fake

    • 30 73
      Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 8, 10 at 7:19pm

      they obviously share a house..

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:25pm

    Dear Penthouse...Giggity

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:23pm

    Anyone that calls Dane Cook a wise man is an asshole @ 9:04 If everyone was cheating then you all cancel each other out. be happy

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:08pm

    so, isla vista remains little changed from the 70s

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:46am

    So you're both idiots with terrible taste?

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:47am

    Unfortunate but at the same time....very ironic....

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:57am

    This sounds like SLO, just because everyone knows everyone there. Def a cal poly situation

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:13am

    Damn... If this is real that totally sucks

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:54am

    why is her boyfriend having sex with another girl in her house?

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:08am

    FUCK YEAH SANTA BARBARA

  • 30 47
    Submitted by dbraykovich on Mar 17, 11 at 9:17pm

    Oh sweet irony

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:23pm

    i think we can all see this taking either a REALLY bad turn or a REALLY great turn. depending on whether the alcohol tilts them towards belligerent or horny.

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:28pm

    there's no way this is real.

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:17am

    Yeah, thats karma for you.

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:24am

    I call fake. It sounds like a movie

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:16pm

    Cheating isn't the key to a long relationship fucker.

  • 8 11
    Submitted by SevenWingedAngel on Jul 18, 13 at 7:21pm

    Oooh. Karma. Here's for hoping chlymidia comes to all four of you.

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:38am

    Quick! Run to the kitchen and grab the Wesson Oil, it's PARTY TIME!!!

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:43pm

    its bullshit texts like yours that ruin this site for everyone

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:53am

    I think that it is perfectly possible, especially if all four people are in the same group of friends. It's actually pretty funny and if it isn't funny to the persons inloved now, it will be a few years down the road...

  • 33 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:51pm

    I love this site and love the texts ppl post on here, but this one is hard for me to believe. If it's true, the look on all 4 faces would have been priceless to see.

  • 29 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:01am

    sounds like ipswich, suffolk, uk to me. thank god i left.

  • 38 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:49pm

    Idk, shit like that happens in Ventucky.

  • 27 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:38pm

    not bad. I want to hear what ensued...

  • 33 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:15pm

    This sounds like a win-win to me

  • 29 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:04pm

    so uh... just switch?

  • 25 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:11pm

    Wellllll can u imagine the conversation that went on after that.... You cheated on me!!! You were about to!!! .......ya I was wasn't I lol

  • 26 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:05pm

    that can only be a good thing

  • 20 51
    Submitted by Raella69 on May 16, 10 at 11:50am

    Swingers! Swingers! Swingers!

  • 28 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:23pm

    and thats what you get!! ha ha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:04am

    I call bullshit, but regardless, karma is a mothafucka.....for all 4 of them. But as a very wise man once said (Dane Cook) the key to a long relationshiop is simple, CHEAT! haha

  • 24 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:49pm

    i'd say foursome if you handle things right! :)

  • 27 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:56am

    4some?

  • 28 82
    Submitted by MissMe08 on Feb 17, 10 at 2:29pm

    Karma is a motherfucker

  • 16 62
    Submitted by rockintimes on Aug 31, 10 at 12:01pm

    Of course, only in the 805! Fuckin lames