we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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I smell a foursome..
Cheating is overrated..and 9:04 NEVER quote Dane Cook again
Hope you all 4 get the clap. Sooner you end up learning to keep your zipper up when in a relationship, the sooner you might grow up.
Awww, how sweet...
What really makes him a douchebag is the fact that he's all indignant about HIS gf having sex with his hoochie's boyfriend, but it's totally okay for him to fuck another chick.
still it sounds hilarious
Seriously people, if you can't stop from boning other people while in a relationship, do open relationships. How hard is that?
7:51, "slo" is San Luis obispo. The best town/city in the world
All 4 of you deserved it.
That's what you get lol haha all around
well I hope it made the breakup easy.
this sounds like it came from santa barbara. Only there would something like this actually happen. I don't think I've met someone I haven't at least heard of or known a friend of there in years.
sounds like the start of a porno...
Omfg that would be a beastly orgy
Wellllll can u imagine the conversation that went on after that.... You cheated on me!!! You were about to!!! .......ya I was wasn't I lol
So it all worked out then!
seriously all you lil bastards that type FTW need to be shot.
Instant 4some! :D
9:33 PM, it is totally possible that they live together. Are you sheltered?
I'm Mr. Oppertunity, and I'm knocking!!!
i don't see how that has to be a bad thing. everyone's saying shit like "good, you deserved it." when in fact i think it's something everyone can laugh about. perhaps open relationships will suit them.
Damn... If this is real that totally sucks
Don't be such a prude. Go fouresome.
I wish I could click "YDI"
Cheating isn't the key to a long relationship fucker.
so, isla vista remains little changed from the 70s
its like a sexual swap meet. why not?
serves you right!
santa barbara is a smalll town hahaha
I wish the ppl running this site would have a better bullshit filter.
The 12 yro who posted dosen't have a very good imagination...
why wouldn't you join?
But really, there's no doubting karma if this one is actually real.
Swingers! Swingers! Swingers!
How Ironic, I simply love it! :D
this sounds vaguely like the plot form a harrison ford film
So you're both idiots with terrible taste?
I call fake. It sounds like a movie
this sounds like it came from a porno film
Oh sweet irony
what was her boyfriend doing at her house without her. this one is so obviously fake
they obviously share a house..
love the central coast. its so small here.
Oooh. Karma. Here's for hoping chlymidia comes to all four of you.
This sounds like SLO, just because everyone knows everyone there. Def a cal poly situation
Anyone that calls Dane Cook a wise man is an asshole @ 9:04
If everyone was cheating then you all cancel each other out. be happy
Unfortunate but at the same time....very ironic....
its people like you that ruin this site with bullshit texts
Karma. Maybe all four of you should've stopped being such dbags!
this could either turn into an FML or one of those websites about your life being good. play your cards right my friend.
FUCK YEAH SANTA BARBARA
Dane Cook hasn't been funny since 2004
and even then he was a dickwad
there's no way this is real.
its bullshit texts like yours that ruin this site for everyone
I love this site and love the texts ppl post on here, but this one is hard for me to believe. If it's true, the look on all 4 faces would have been priceless to see.
You could just played it off as "you both knew this was going on" and made a presece together to guilt them both and hopefully take any suspicion off of you - though that would be a really dirty trick to pull.
i'd say foursome if you handle things right! :)
sounds like ipswich, suffolk, uk to me. thank god i left.
Karma is a motherfucker
I think that it is perfectly possible, especially if all four people are in the same group of friends. It's actually pretty funny and if it isn't funny to the persons inloved now, it will be a few years down the road...
haaa thats slo for you
so uh... just switch?
and thats what you get!!
Of course, only in the 805! Fuckin lames
Yeah 9:39, you're ruining this site for us you douchebag. Go away. And 9:43, I'm not sure if you're attacking 9:39 or saying the same thing in different words...
This sounds like a win-win to me
Idk, shit like that happens in Ventucky.
I want to hear what ensued...
i think we can all see this taking either a REALLY bad turn or a REALLY great turn. depending on whether the alcohol tilts them towards belligerent or horny.
Yeah, thats karma for you.
I call bullshit, but regardless, karma is a mothafucka.....for all 4 of them. But as a very wise man once said (Dane Cook) the key to a long relationshiop is simple, CHEAT! haha
why is her boyfriend having sex with another girl in her house?
Quick! Run to the kitchen and grab the Wesson Oil, it's PARTY TIME!!!
that can only be a good thing