we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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I smell a foursome..
Cheating is overrated..and 9:04 NEVER quote Dane Cook again
Hope you all 4 get the clap. Sooner you end up learning to keep your zipper up when in a relationship, the sooner you might grow up.
Awww, how sweet...
What really makes him a douchebag is the fact that he's all indignant about HIS gf having sex with his hoochie's boyfriend, but it's totally okay for him to fuck another chick.
still it sounds hilarious
7:51, "slo" is San Luis obispo. The best town/city in the world
Seriously people, if you can't stop from boning other people while in a relationship, do open relationships. How hard is that?
All 4 of you deserved it.
That's what you get lol haha all around
well I hope it made the breakup easy.
this sounds like it came from santa barbara. Only there would something like this actually happen. I don't think I've met someone I haven't at least heard of or known a friend of there in years.
Omfg that would be a beastly orgy
sounds like the start of a porno...
So it all worked out then!
Wellllll can u imagine the conversation that went on after that.... You cheated on me!!! You were about to!!! .......ya I was wasn't I lol
9:33 PM, it is totally possible that they live together. Are you sheltered?
seriously all you lil bastards that type FTW need to be shot.
Instant 4some! :D
I'm Mr. Oppertunity, and I'm knocking!!!
Damn... If this is real that totally sucks
i don't see how that has to be a bad thing. everyone's saying shit like "good, you deserved it." when in fact i think it's something everyone can laugh about. perhaps open relationships will suit them.
Don't be such a prude. Go fouresome.
Cheating isn't the key to a long relationship fucker.
its like a sexual swap meet. why not?
I wish I could click "YDI"
so, isla vista remains little changed from the 70s
serves you right!
santa barbara is a smalll town hahaha
why wouldn't you join?
I wish the ppl running this site would have a better bullshit filter.
The 12 yro who posted dosen't have a very good imagination...
But really, there's no doubting karma if this one is actually real.
this sounds vaguely like the plot form a harrison ford film
Swingers! Swingers! Swingers!
How Ironic, I simply love it! :D
So you're both idiots with terrible taste?
I call fake. It sounds like a movie
this sounds like it came from a porno film
what was her boyfriend doing at her house without her. this one is so obviously fake
they obviously share a house..
Oh sweet irony
This sounds like SLO, just because everyone knows everyone there. Def a cal poly situation
Oooh. Karma. Here's for hoping chlymidia comes to all four of you.
love the central coast. its so small here.
Unfortunate but at the same time....very ironic....
Anyone that calls Dane Cook a wise man is an asshole @ 9:04
If everyone was cheating then you all cancel each other out. be happy
FUCK YEAH SANTA BARBARA
its people like you that ruin this site with bullshit texts
Dane Cook hasn't been funny since 2004
and even then he was a dickwad
this could either turn into an FML or one of those websites about your life being good. play your cards right my friend.
Karma. Maybe all four of you should've stopped being such dbags!
You could just played it off as "you both knew this was going on" and made a presece together to guilt them both and hopefully take any suspicion off of you - though that would be a really dirty trick to pull.
its bullshit texts like yours that ruin this site for everyone
I love this site and love the texts ppl post on here, but this one is hard for me to believe. If it's true, the look on all 4 faces would have been priceless to see.
i'd say foursome if you handle things right! :)
sounds like ipswich, suffolk, uk to me. thank god i left.
there's no way this is real.
Karma is a motherfucker
so uh... just switch?
haaa thats slo for you
I think that it is perfectly possible, especially if all four people are in the same group of friends. It's actually pretty funny and if it isn't funny to the persons inloved now, it will be a few years down the road...
Of course, only in the 805! Fuckin lames
and thats what you get!!
Yeah 9:39, you're ruining this site for us you douchebag. Go away. And 9:43, I'm not sure if you're attacking 9:39 or saying the same thing in different words...
Idk, shit like that happens in Ventucky.
This sounds like a win-win to me
i think we can all see this taking either a REALLY bad turn or a REALLY great turn. depending on whether the alcohol tilts them towards belligerent or horny.
I want to hear what ensued...
Yeah, thats karma for you.
I call bullshit, but regardless, karma is a mothafucka.....for all 4 of them. But as a very wise man once said (Dane Cook) the key to a long relationshiop is simple, CHEAT! haha
why is her boyfriend having sex with another girl in her house?
Quick! Run to the kitchen and grab the Wesson Oil, it's PARTY TIME!!!
that can only be a good thing