I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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The Final Countdown better have been on his sex playlist.
Open your legs and I'll make my dick disappear
I've made a huge mistake.
A trick is something a whore does for money!
Did he make your dignity disappear?
Amazingly the gayest part of this text is a guy doing magic tricks at the bar
Arrested Development!!! Can't return the frozen Dove!
A trick is something a whore does for money... Or candy. :)
Number of times Rob EightyEight's uncle has created the illusion that his dick disappeared and then made it magically reappear deep inside Rob's colon.
lol arrested development reference
If a guy quotes Arrested Development he is in
Is that a lost boys reference?
"Her name is Anne!" "Who?"