I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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The Final Countdown better have been on his sex playlist.
Open your legs and I'll make my dick disappear
I've made a huge mistake.
Did he make your dignity disappear?
A trick is something a whore does for money!
Amazingly the gayest part of this text is a guy doing magic tricks at the bar
Arrested Development!!! Can't return the frozen Dove!
Number of times Rob EightyEight's uncle has created the illusion that his dick disappeared and then made it magically reappear deep inside Rob's colon.
A trick is something a whore does for money... Or candy. :)
lol arrested development reference
If a guy quotes Arrested Development he is in
Is that a lost boys reference?
"Her name is Anne!" "Who?"