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  • Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 10, 10 at 10:25am


  • Submitted by Xivenia on May 10, 10 at 11:35am

    Omg this is hysterical. Fuck all of you who gave this a thumbs down.

  • Submitted by richardav on May 10, 10 at 10:31am

    I like it

  • Submitted by Michguy on May 10, 10 at 3:22pm

    I think it was funny.

  • Submitted by ericaisstoned on May 10, 10 at 7:43pm

    12:01 Go fuck yourself.

  • Submitted by intervention on May 11, 10 at 2:49am

    Haha this is great, some funny shit.

  • Submitted by hossbabyjr on May 10, 10 at 2:52pm

    now that I think about it, there are way too many "I'm pregnant/need Plan B" texts for these to be taken seriously...still, this is so fucked up it's HILARIOUS\n\n"Happy Mother's Day, the way, I'm too stupid to be on birth control or buy condoms, so now you're a grandmother-to-be! Love you!!"

    • Submitted by hunnietomybee on May 11, 10 at 12:31am

      seriously.. i see a plan b/pregnancy text everyday on here.

  • Submitted by urbflvsme on May 11, 10 at 6:40pm

    oh goodness....i thought that this was funny...and i posted it as my status on FB clearly stating that IT WAS NOT ME WHO WAS PREGGERS and that i got it from here yet still people chose not to read the entire thing and my mother got a phone call about it from my aunt who didnt read the whole thing....lets just say drama....dumb drama....still thought it was funny apparently some dont

  • Submitted by wreckem881 on May 10, 10 at 10:50am

    Gah What a bastard

  • Submitted by danielleeycakes on Jul 17, 10 at 8:59am

    I am so doing that to my mum next year. As a prank...

  • Submitted by solodini on May 16, 10 at 3:02pm

    That's when you realise that you were an accident!

  • Submitted by JoshR on May 10, 10 at 7:44pm

    If it's true... It's awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 10, 10 at 10:02pm

    it would be quite funny, but based on the moms reaction, it seems like a mistake-child or the girl is a slut

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 12:01pm

    Abortion saves the day

    • Submitted by Nix on May 10, 10 at 7:19pm

      Fuck you.

  • Submitted by noshatsherlock on May 10, 10 at 9:47pm

    Wow. And this is how you repay her after all shes done for you. Seriously, think about it. You're a raging retard.

  • Submitted by cbtango on May 10, 10 at 5:01pm

    OH NO!

  • Submitted by Warm_Waters19 on May 10, 10 at 4:29pm

    Soooo freaking hilarious, better luck next time

  • Submitted by Jroc420 on May 10, 10 at 2:07pm

    This is jokes, ppl really need 2 get a sense of humour

  • Submitted by dramadork on May 10, 10 at 11:50am

    Nice. Sounds like you need to do some serious growing up, and quick. So immature.

  • Submitted by wompbass on May 10, 10 at 7:59pm


  • Submitted by frootyboom8 on May 10, 10 at 10:51am

    Yea proably not the best way to do it. And alen007 ur a homo

    • Submitted by assassin on May 13, 10 at 1:34pm

      way to beat him to the punch on this one

  • Submitted by hentailover on May 14, 10 at 1:14am