I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
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Omg this is hysterical. Fuck all of you who gave this a thumbs down.
I think it was funny.
I like it
12:01 Go fuck yourself.
Haha this is great, some funny shit.
oh goodness....i thought that this was funny...and i posted it as my status on FB clearly stating that IT WAS NOT ME WHO WAS PREGGERS and that i got it from here yet still people chose not to read the entire thing and my mother got a phone call about it from my aunt who didnt read the whole thing....lets just say drama....dumb drama....still thought it was funny apparently some dont
now that I think about it, there are way too many "I'm pregnant/need Plan B" texts for these to be taken seriously...still, this is so fucked up it's HILARIOUS\n\n"Happy Mother's Day, Mom...by the way, I'm too stupid to be on birth control or buy condoms, so now you're a grandmother-to-be! Love you!!"
seriously.. i see a plan b/pregnancy text everyday on here.
That's when you realise that you were an accident!
I am so doing that to my mum next year. As a prank...
Gah What a bastard
Wow. And this is how you repay her after all shes done for you. Seriously, think about it. You're a raging retard.
If it's true... It's awesome!
it would be quite funny, but based on the moms reaction, it seems like a mistake-child or the girl is a slut
Soooo freaking hilarious, better luck next time
Abortion saves the day
Nice. Sounds like you need to do some serious growing up, and quick. So immature.
This is jokes, ppl really need 2 get a sense of humour
Yea proably not the best way to do it. And alen007 ur a homo
way to beat him to the punch on this one