She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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Geek guys with standards. Win.
They do exist. For example, yours truly.
''Guys who watch star trek and star wars aren't getting laid''
Actually, they are. Probably more frequently than you are. Having no interest in sci fi isn't a prerequisite for sex. Not being able to tell the difference between star wars and star thrk is pretty dumb. i guess that this just shows that the man in question has high enough standards not to stick it in the stupid. Which is a lot better than just fucking your sister, like a dumb redneck.
I love the way you said 'stick it in the stupid'
yall are dumbasses. im a girl and ive had sex while WATCHING star wars. power to the scifi freaks
how is this girl still living?
star wars > star trek
I wouldn't have fucked her either. And I'm a girl.
That's just general culture somebody has to have, no matter if they like sci-fi or not. Every girl should watch the old star wars at least once, even if it's only for Han Solo ahah. Much sexier than fucking Edouard ahah
She needs to be put down.
What guy hasn't fantasized about Princess Leia's gold bikini? Admit it, men. I know you have... Hell, I'm a straight female, and even *I* think it's hot...
truth, my boyfriend has a poster of her in that bikini above his bed
Uhh 5:59am.... I think he might have been agreeing with you in his original post. If he's not you're just proving his point.
There are hot nerds out there. Wait till you get out of high school children. The nerds get hot, tend to get better jobs, and be nicer people. (also more experimental in bed).
Of course, they also have standards. Most of the time.
@10:50 I can't tell the difference between Twilight and True Blood. Does that mean I can't have sex with you either? BOO HOO HOO.
True Blood is the one with all the titties in it.
@10:50. No guy who can tell the difference would want to fuck a stuck up bitch like you.
better question: why is this bitch calling you Spock in the first place? Mr. Big ears...
is there a difference?
oops weinies. before you geeks jump all over my typo.
Just to straightin something out starwars is a great series of movies probably the best of all time. The books are great books. Startreck is retarded boring and for scifi geeks there's a difference between the two
Some of the hottest dudes i know are down for the sci fi... they're great stories
Agreed. That would be extremely off-putting.
Lmao!! Smart man, if I ever said that to my bf he'd kill me. Not like I would, I was dressing as Leia way before we met. :D yay for hot geeks!
7:04am. Funny. Doesn't explain my frankly fantastic sex life.
10:50am. You'd probably fuck a guy who can recite ludicrous amounts of sports stats dating back to his grandfather's youth though, right? Gotta love hypocrisy.
wow. That lowers my faith in my gender....
Whats the difference?
WOMEN ARE WHORES
November 23, 2009 7:07AM ''
Then... why are none of them sleeping with you?
I watch star wars and so does my girlfriend...
No way did she do that. Live Long and prosper, Spock.
I wouldnt fuck a girl who could tell the difference! Are you kidding me?! Biggest nerd ever alert!
I'm flat out astounded by how many of you are defending this idiocy.
A) Both movie lines fucking suck!
B) Yes she is stupid for not knowing the difference, because whether you like 'em or not, they're fucking EVERYWHERE!
C) And this is the important part. WHO THE FUCK CARES!!! If she was hot, your geek ass should kill yourself. Standards do not apply to a girl's knowledge of bad sci fi movies. Not fucking a girl that can't name the 3 branches of gov't. Those are standards. You're a dumbass.
You need to throw her into the tusken raider camps on tatooine for the major crime she has committed
I like your standars, my friend. I'm a girl and I wouldn't let a guy touch me if he didn't know the difference between the Federation and the Force.
Plus Spock is dead sexy, nothing wrong with a lil rp in the bedroom lol.
wow... I wouldn't have done it either.
You don't have to know anything about either Spock or the force to know which movie they belong to.
What a dumbass.
Hey, 24Nov 9pm, guess what? I like both trek and wars, as well as doctor who, I have normal boobs, oh, and I DON'T NEED ANYONE TO FUCK ME WHO SPENDS ALL THEIR DAMN TIME ON THIS WEBSITE, TROLLING AND CALLING GIRLS WHORES. Cause I got a real man, you dumb bitch. And where do you get off calling someone a whore just cause they can't get any, you scum? Doesn't "whore" imply that they sleep around?
3:55 the new one was stupid, but the old ones were great. I saw them when I was like 9
Gotta love a man with morals.
Hope at least you got head out of the dumb bitch
Sci-fi geeks have sex, hell, they have great sex. And god for the "OP (if it's not just a 70's show reference) No girl that out of tune with pop culture (cause basic knowledge of star wars and star trek is basic pop culture now kids whether you like it or not) deserves to get laid.
Good job man!!! Teach her a lesson
Shut up Michael
You go boy! I wouldn't have ducked her either and I'm a girl.
so guys who like legit movies like those are getting less action then shitty girls who are infactuated with sparkly vampires? no siree.
Dude, I wouldve smashed it.. she mustve been super fucked up if she confused them!
I think you're my soulmate!
8:31 clearly the force isn't very strong in you u fucking douche
8:05 am....I think we should get married
"he just couldn't do it" translates to " she bailed after seeing my shriveled child's penis"
why would a guy want to have sex with a girl that knows the difference between star wars and star trek?
and why would a guy who knows the difference between star wars and star trek ever turn down sex?
Bitch needs a good pimp slap!
St Pete. Clearwater FL girls. Niiice
2:14 FUCK u to ur first point and amen to ur third star wars was a great movie @ least the new ones were the old ones are mad geeky but the new ones are stories of politics plotting deception romance and action I swear the phantom menace has to be the greatest movie ever I have seen no movie better than that as for star trek yea the show was geeky but I saw the movie the other day and my god it was great and I kinda knew what they were talking about cause its pop culture
It's about standards. Guys a pimp.
10:50 is a fat lonely ugly virgin and can't figure out why, so she makes impossible "standards" to make herself feel better about it...
Trek women is where it's at. Live long and prosper.
Star Trek is so much better than Star Wars...escpecially the new one!
Dude if you watch that shit you don't get pussy anyways, shoulda been nothin new
Yep. Definately hot. There are many hot things in sci fi. unfortunately there are also things like Babylon 5.
WTF star wars is god, trek sucks dick
I wouldn't have banged her either
Okay, Petrella and sonyericsson. You are both so unlearned in the ways of nerddom.
I killed a woman once, several times.
you did a good thing
star wars and star trek...
you've never fucked a girl.
Really??? This guy got the chance to get laid n didn't if u care that much about either that it pisses u off when someone gets them confused then u need to get a life!!!
I'm a girl that is obsessed with Star Wars
way to have some fukin standards mate. well done.
Dumb girls are always the best at sex though.
whaaat? that chick needs to be educated
9:05am... Now that's just an atrocity. At least the guys who like Star Wars usually have good imaginations...
She's an idiot. Drop her like a new born.
Thank you, 5:10! I hate all the attention whores on this website. Whenever something with a female is mentioned, every girl must jump up to one up them. "OMG I HAVE REAL QUADRUPLE D TITS AND I LOVE STAR WARS, SOMEONE FUCK ME PLEASE!?!"
Get the hell over yourselves!!
That's St. Pete hoes for ya. Then again, dumb and hot isn't necessarily a bad thing.
OP - your priorities are ALL fucked up. I think you are cherry and just chickened out!
Where there's a hole there's a goal!
... well, in that girls defense, no way am i fucking a guy who CAN tell the difference between star wars and star trek.
Well you're obviously not getting laid a lot, are you?
Ha ha 7:03! Btw, it's from that 70's show
OMG. Even tho you're an idiot...it's still pretty funny
10:50: fuck you and I hope some sports fanatic gives you VD
whatever man I'd bang 7 of 9, she's smokin
2:10; if all you can get is dumb sluts, that's your problem. But don't pretend to know any smart ones.
...i cant believe you put the words "fucking" "star wars" and "star trek" in the same sentence..
i think you just didn't want to fuck her because it wasn't a guy
9:09AM I had a housemate that watched that B5 filth and still got laid. It's scary.
If that really bothers you then you sir are a turd...
If only she had proceeded to mind meld with you after calling you Spock 8======>~~~~~
I give the girl credit for trying.
you are fucking awesome. also, I love you.
ditto to 8:05. I'm a chick and would likewise not fuck anyone who confuses trek and wars.
Someone wanted to have sex with you???
Ok, seriously? At least she's making the effort you fucking stupid turd. Just correct her and move on.
...maybe it would be good for you..
2:14pm... What about a girl who knows about all kinds of movies, but also knows the 3 branches in the government? Or are you the type who likes his sluts dumb? Just curious...
9:04am right on! leia in bondage was one of my first fantasies. maybe that's why i love to see chicks in chains....
Everyone that posts "OMG LULZ IM A GIRL AND I LOVE STAR WARS/star trek" needs to die in a fucking fire. You are posting as anonymous, how desperate can you be for fucking attention?!?
You scifi weineys are sad pathetic lonely creatures who deserve to be punched in the throat by the normal people in society. ive never watched a Star Wars movie or a star trek ep. FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd never get them mixed up.... NEVER that's like the worst thing for a nerdy girl like me to mess up :/
OP, amen. Fucking skanks.
She most definitely needs a bitch slap!
I went on a date with a guy who got them mixed up.
I left soon after that
you sir, are a good man...she needs to learn the error of her ways
what I don't understand though is how the girl knew Spock's name and the force, but didn't know that they're not in any way shape or form, related. Most people don't know Spock's name unless they've seen Star Trek and well clearly she hasn't
more like not getting laid at all.
Amen!! Can't total turnoff when girls don't know shit like that!
Good call. Dumb bitches
As a lady nerd, I can understand. Total deal breaker.
Im just kind of sad for her.
I'd rather Obi-Wank!!!
I can't believe a guy wouldn't have sex with a willing girl because of that! Something else must be wrong with him. What an idiot! You don't turn down sex just because she's stupid!! Fuck her and go on!
Fake. Guys who watch star trek and star wars aren't getting laid.
I am shedding green tears over this...
Slap her in the face with your dick, then fuck her
it was probably some fat chick and food was involved.
Amen, my friend. Amen.
TFLN. Here's a scenario. Would you rather fuck your dad or 'dad' in the ass on TV which was being played to your mom. Or, shoot your mom in the face and fuck the wound?