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  • Geek guys with standards. Win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:13am
  • ''Guys who watch star trek and star wars aren't getting laid'' Actually, they are. Probably more frequently than you are. Having no interest in sci fi isn't a prerequisite for sex. Not being able to tell the difference between star wars and star thrk is pretty dumb. i guess that this just shows that the man in question has high enough standards not to stick it in the stupid. Which is a lot better than just fucking your sister, like a dumb redneck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:51am
  • yall are dumbasses. im a girl and ive had sex while WATCHING star wars. power to the scifi freaks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:05am
  • how is this girl still living?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:06am
  • star wars > star trek

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:37am
  • Good job! I wouldn't have fucked her either. And I'm a girl. That's just general culture somebody has to have, no matter if they like sci-fi or not. Every girl should watch the old star wars at least once, even if it's only for Han Solo ahah. Much sexier than fucking Edouard ahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:11am
  • What guy hasn't fantasized about Princess Leia's gold bikini? Admit it, men. I know you have... Hell, I'm a straight female, and even *I* think it's hot...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:04am
    • truth, my boyfriend has a poster of her in that bikini above his bed

      Submitted by HEYDW on May 24, 10 at 7:03pm
  • She needs to be put down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:04am
  • @10:50 I can't tell the difference between Twilight and True Blood. Does that mean I can't have sex with you either? BOO HOO HOO.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:12pm
  • better question: why is this bitch calling you Spock in the first place? Mr. Big ears... just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:49pm
  • @10:50. No guy who can tell the difference would want to fuck a stuck up bitch like you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:44am
  • Uhh 5:59am.... I think he might have been agreeing with you in his original post. If he's not you're just proving his point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:26pm
  • 7:04am. Funny. Doesn't explain my frankly fantastic sex life. 10:50am. You'd probably fuck a guy who can recite ludicrous amounts of sports stats dating back to his grandfather's youth though, right? Gotta love hypocrisy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:57am
  • oops weinies. before you geeks jump all over my typo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:56pm
  • Just to straightin something out starwars is a great series of movies probably the best of all time. The books are great books. Startreck is retarded boring and for scifi geeks there's a difference between the two

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:03am
  • is there a difference?

    Submitted by sonyericsson on Apr 11, 10 at 2:21pm
  • You need to throw her into the tusken raider camps on tatooine for the major crime she has committed

    Submitted by maverick2512 on Apr 16, 12 at 3:51pm
  • Agreed. That would be extremely off-putting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:34am
  • There are hot nerds out there. Wait till you get out of high school children. The nerds get hot, tend to get better jobs, and be nicer people. (also more experimental in bed). Of course, they also have standards. Most of the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:45pm
  • Some of the hottest dudes i know are down for the sci fi... they're great stories

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:08am
  • No way did she do that. Live Long and prosper, Spock.

    Submitted by CaliforniaJay661 on Oct 4, 10 at 12:02am
  • Lmao!! Smart man, if I ever said that to my bf he'd kill me. Not like I would, I was dressing as Leia way before we met. :D yay for hot geeks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:30am
  • I watch star wars and so does my girlfriend...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:05am
  • Whats the difference?

    Submitted by Petrella on Jun 12, 10 at 7:40am
  • ''Anonymous said... WOMEN ARE WHORES November 23, 2009 7:07AM '' Then... why are none of them sleeping with you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:53am
  • wow. That lowers my faith in my gender....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:04am
  • Hope at least you got head out of the dumb bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:30am
  • You go boy! I wouldn't have ducked her either and I'm a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:33am
  • Hey, 24Nov 9pm, guess what? I like both trek and wars, as well as doctor who, I have normal boobs, oh, and I DON'T NEED ANYONE TO FUCK ME WHO SPENDS ALL THEIR DAMN TIME ON THIS WEBSITE, TROLLING AND CALLING GIRLS WHORES. Cause I got a real man, you dumb bitch. And where do you get off calling someone a whore just cause they can't get any, you scum? Doesn't "whore" imply that they sleep around?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:59am
  • I like your standars, my friend. I'm a girl and I wouldn't let a guy touch me if he didn't know the difference between the Federation and the Force. Plus Spock is dead sexy, nothing wrong with a lil rp in the bedroom lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Sci-fi geeks have sex, hell, they have great sex. And god for the "OP (if it's not just a 70's show reference) No girl that out of tune with pop culture (cause basic knowledge of star wars and star trek is basic pop culture now kids whether you like it or not) deserves to get laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:38am
  • 3:55 the new one was stupid, but the old ones were great. I saw them when I was like 9

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:54pm
  • Good job man!!! Teach her a lesson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:21pm
  • wow... I wouldn't have done it either. You don't have to know anything about either Spock or the force to know which movie they belong to. What a dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Shut up Michael -Francis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:13am
  • Gotta love a man with morals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:51pm
  • 8:05 am....I think we should get married

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:26am
  • Dude, I wouldve smashed it.. she mustve been super fucked up if she confused them!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:55pm
  • 8:31 clearly the force isn't very strong in you u fucking douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:10pm
  • so guys who like legit movies like those are getting less action then shitty girls who are infactuated with sparkly vampires? no siree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:07am
  • I wouldn't have banged her either

    Submitted by fullmetalkitty on Jul 30, 10 at 12:34pm
  • why would a guy want to have sex with a girl that knows the difference between star wars and star trek? and why would a guy who knows the difference between star wars and star trek ever turn down sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:46pm
  • Really??? This guy got the chance to get laid n didn't if u care that much about either that it pisses u off when someone gets them confused then u need to get a life!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:07pm
  • I think you're my soulmate!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:36am
  • "he just couldn't do it" translates to " she bailed after seeing my shriveled child's penis"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:45am
  • you did a good thing

    Submitted by pepklok513 on Feb 25, 10 at 9:11pm
  • It's about standards. Guys a pimp.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Bitch needs a good pimp slap!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:53pm
  • Star Trek is so much better than Star Wars...escpecially the new one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:14am
  • Yep. Definately hot. There are many hot things in sci fi. unfortunately there are also things like Babylon 5.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:05am
  • Trek women is where it's at. Live long and prosper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:58am
  • Dude if you watch that shit you don't get pussy anyways, shoulda been nothin new

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:31pm
  • 2:14 FUCK u to ur first point and amen to ur third star wars was a great movie @ least the new ones were the old ones are mad geeky but the new ones are stories of politics plotting deception romance and action I swear the phantom menace has to be the greatest movie ever I have seen no movie better than that as for star trek yea the show was geeky but I saw the movie the other day and my god it was great and I kinda knew what they were talking about cause its pop culture

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:38pm
  • St Pete. Clearwater FL girls. Niiice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:18pm
  • I killed a woman once, several times. -Jack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:11am
  • That's St. Pete hoes for ya. Then again, dumb and hot isn't necessarily a bad thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:49pm
  • WTF star wars is god, trek sucks dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:13am
  • 10:50 is a fat lonely ugly virgin and can't figure out why, so she makes impossible "standards" to make herself feel better about it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:38pm
  • Okay, Petrella and sonyericsson. You are both so unlearned in the ways of nerddom.

    Submitted by squared on Jan 25, 11 at 5:24pm
  • ... well, in that girls defense, no way am i fucking a guy who CAN tell the difference between star wars and star trek.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:50am
  • whaaat? that chick needs to be educated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:01pm
  • way to have some fukin standards mate. well done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:58pm
  • I'm flat out astounded by how many of you are defending this idiocy. A) Both movie lines fucking suck! B) Yes she is stupid for not knowing the difference, because whether you like 'em or not, they're fucking EVERYWHERE! C) And this is the important part. WHO THE FUCK CARES!!! If she was hot, your geek ass should kill yourself. Standards do not apply to a girl's knowledge of bad sci fi movies. Not fucking a girl that can't name the 3 branches of gov't. Those are standards. You're a dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:14pm
  • I'm a girl that is obsessed with Star Wars

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:40pm
  • Thank you, 5:10! I hate all the attention whores on this website. Whenever something with a female is mentioned, every girl must jump up to one up them. "OMG I HAVE REAL QUADRUPLE D TITS AND I LOVE STAR WARS, SOMEONE FUCK ME PLEASE!?!" Get the hell over yourselves!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:00pm
  • Dumb girls are always the best at sex though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:10pm
  • Ha ha 7:03! Btw, it's from that 70's show

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:04am
  • star wars and star trek... you've never fucked a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:14pm
  • good man.

    Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 20, 10 at 10:11pm
  • OP - your priorities are ALL fucked up. I think you are cherry and just chickened out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:20pm
  • I give the girl credit for trying.

    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 4, 10 at 10:01am
  • OMG. Even tho you're an idiot...it's still pretty funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:54pm
  • Where there's a hole there's a goal! -Michael

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:13am
  • 9:05am... Now that's just an atrocity. At least the guys who like Star Wars usually have good imaginations...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:09am
  • 10:50: fuck you and I hope some sports fanatic gives you VD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:21am
  • She's an idiot. Drop her like a new born.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:34am
  • ...maybe it would be good for you..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:14am
  • I wouldnt fuck a girl who could tell the difference! Are you kidding me?! Biggest nerd ever alert!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:59pm
  • If only she had proceeded to mind meld with you after calling you Spock 8======>~~~~~

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 5:15am
  • ...i cant believe you put the words "fucking" "star wars" and "star trek" in the same sentence.. weird

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:03am
  • 2:10; if all you can get is dumb sluts, that's your problem. But don't pretend to know any smart ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:13pm
  • you are fucking awesome. also, I love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:27pm
  • whatever man I'd bang 7 of 9, she's smokin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:12am
  • i think you just didn't want to fuck her because it wasn't a guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:58pm
  • 2:14pm... What about a girl who knows about all kinds of movies, but also knows the 3 branches in the government? Or are you the type who likes his sluts dumb? Just curious...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:38pm
  • you sir, are a good man...she needs to learn the error of her ways what I don't understand though is how the girl knew Spock's name and the force, but didn't know that they're not in any way shape or form, related. Most people don't know Spock's name unless they've seen Star Trek and well clearly she hasn't

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:42am
  • Ok, seriously? At least she's making the effort you fucking stupid turd. Just correct her and move on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:38am
  • ditto to 8:05. I'm a chick and would likewise not fuck anyone who confuses trek and wars.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:03pm
  • 9:09AM I had a housemate that watched that B5 filth and still got laid. It's scary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:05am
  • If that really bothers you then you sir are a turd...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:13am
  • Someone wanted to have sex with you???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:34pm
  • As a lady nerd, I can understand. Total deal breaker.

    Submitted by ekelley20 on Oct 9, 11 at 4:33am
  • Everyone that posts "OMG LULZ IM A GIRL AND I LOVE STAR WARS/star trek" needs to die in a fucking fire. You are posting as anonymous, how desperate can you be for fucking attention?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:10pm
  • 9:04am right on! leia in bondage was one of my first fantasies. maybe that's why i love to see chicks in chains....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:17pm
  • Amen!! Can't total turnoff when girls don't know shit like that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:56pm
  • She most definitely needs a bitch slap! I went on a date with a guy who got them mixed up. I left soon after that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:53pm
  • You scifi weineys are sad pathetic lonely creatures who deserve to be punched in the throat by the normal people in society. ive never watched a Star Wars movie or a star trek ep. FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:55pm
  • Good call. Dumb bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:52pm
  • Im just kind of sad for her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:16pm
  • OP, amen. Fucking skanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:21am
  • more like not getting laid at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:24pm
  • I'd never get them mixed up.... NEVER that's like the worst thing for a nerdy girl like me to mess up :/

    Submitted by CreepyNevadans on Jul 22, 11 at 4:12pm
  • I'd rather Obi-Wank!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:04am
  • I can't believe a guy wouldn't have sex with a willing girl because of that! Something else must be wrong with him. What an idiot! You don't turn down sex just because she's stupid!! Fuck her and go on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:40pm
  • Fake. Guys who watch star trek and star wars aren't getting laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:04am
  • Slap her in the face with your dick, then fuck her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:26am
  • I am shedding green tears over this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:46am
  • it was probably some fat chick and food was involved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:22pm
  • Amen, my friend. Amen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:41pm
  • TFLN. Here's a scenario. Would you rather fuck your dad or 'dad' in the ass on TV which was being played to your mom. Or, shoot your mom in the face and fuck the wound?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:10am