I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
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Yes, my child. I watch over all who show respect to my sacrament.
I hope you made it worth his while ;)
OP is pregnant with bum's baby.
In LA? Naaahhhhhh impossible!
i hope you gave him a blanket or some food. no booze. a blanket and/or food. those guys have it hard enough as it is.
Yeaaahhh 949 area!!!:)
At first I thought OP was a dude bc of te barefoot part but they became a woman when they asked for directions.