my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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He has 24 hours where that's legit but after that it's time to revoke his man card.
someone needs to get that man some whiskey!
just smoke a bowl and watch how quickly you'll stop caring
I'll let you get back to your nervous breakdown in a minute, but coldplay sucks.
this might be the funniest thing ive ever read.
chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of chuck norris
I love beating off!!
Omg! There are TWO of them out there?! Need to hook him up with my ex so they can circle jerk together
His name is Ian Best. fact.
And you would know this how?
i kno this is the wrong site to say say smtg like this, but cut the dude some slack. i must've missed the memo on this, but apparently its unmanly to care about a chick. sheez if only somebody gave me a heads up about this fucking 3 years ago.
1:36 you're an idiot.
'just sayin'' has been around way before Kanye said it, idiots
Aww poor guy.
Go teach that whining bitch a lesson. Cold play is for homo's.
I want to lick Chris Martin's asshole.
So sad. This better not be a SUNY post
I would rather be caught in a homosexual embrace by my father then get caught listening to coldplay.
I had a roommate that would "snuggle" with his ex girlfriends socks. I think he had more of her clothes than she did. It was gruesome. The worst part is that he was in his 30s and they had broken up over a year ago. I'm guessing that snuggle means jerks off
Be a true friend ... go in there and give him a hand ....
To 7:24 - Love the Charlie Kelly quote lol
I want to fuck chuck norris.
one of my favorites lol.
hey op, know how i got over my ex
I fucked someone else
you get over it pretty damn quick
Crispy has never said anything even remotely funny
-crispy sucks ass
What a bitch. He needs to get laid.
The worst part is...its Coldplay
someone needs to get that man some whiskey!
October 5, 2009 1:12PM
-->You said it 1:12. Hell I haven't broken up and I still need some whiskey.
Ummm what if it's a two bedroom house genius?
i know who this boy is.
But I didn't beat off, cause I'm a girl
Y worry when there zillions out there????
1:39 Like's D in his A.
Womp womp. Time to go pull off some Guerilla Warfare my friend.
I remember my first beer
No wonder she broke up with him, he listens to coldplay
S you in your As, don't wear a C, and J all over your Bs
Dude get a life ..., seriously
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
What a loser! No wonder she dumped him.
12:49 you're lame trying to be like Kanye
Sounds like my ex.
Oddly enough, my old roommate is from b spa too. Maybe the sock cuddled and the coldplay jerker are one in the same. Not phil though.
3:42 your a douchebag I hate asses like you
Wow, that's an all-time low right there.
Revoke his balls and give them to some butch lesbian that deserves them
Liquor fixes sadness very quickly. So do cheap and easy lays.
11:07 there is nothin wrong with that, oprah is fine as hell bro
sounds like my rooommate
That is sick tell him to get over it
The hell with jerkin' it to pics of her!! Find a new girl and put your P in her V, if ya know what I mean, guaranteed to 60% percent of the time, everytime!!
Tell him to visit 4chans /b/ forum. It's a support group for fellas like himself. Just start by sharing your story they'll all jump in and encourage you :)
If he was a real man, he'd kill her new boyfriend.
It's sad Kermit all over again
Hahaha what a bitch she obviously dud want you
Get rid of her picssss
Psh. I do that all the time.
3:38, that's fucking weird
Bitches are worthless
nothing like coldplay and some tears to get your dick hard
Coldplay's the shit.
if it's his roomate wouldn't it be THEIR room?
You know what? Grow up.. You nasty
yay!!! nothing like a good cry-bate. tear-jerk. mastur-cry. that always makes things better.
Just so ya know assisted suicide is illegal
3:11 that makes no sense. you can have a roommate in an apartment or home or even dorm suite and have 'his room.' and 'my room'. Arguement invalid.
stay out of the spray zone!
is it bad if my vagiana falls off?
how would u know what he was n his room doing fucking creep
1047... It's not that it's not ok to care about a chick, it's just not ok to beat off to anyones picture to a coldplay song..,
was he listenin to paradise?? lmfao just get some dude in his system and he'll be fine
What a pussy. Get drunk like everyone else.
I did this when my ex boyfriend broke up with me
This is fake. If it was real he wouldnt have refered to his roommates room as "his room" he would have said "our room."
Unless his ex was a model, I find this pathetic. No girl is worth this much... well, actually I should say VERY FEW women are worth it.
my ex did that and called me while he was.
Time to go get your roommate and take him to a strip club. Seriously. That's unacceptable.
Thats like a normal tuesday
hahaha this made me laugh