my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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He has 24 hours where that's legit but after that it's time to revoke his man card.
someone needs to get that man some whiskey!
just smoke a bowl and watch how quickly you'll stop caring
I'll let you get back to your nervous breakdown in a minute, but coldplay sucks.
this might be the funniest thing ive ever read.
chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of chuck norris
I love beating off!!
Omg! There are TWO of them out there?! Need to hook him up with my ex so they can circle jerk together
His name is Ian Best. fact.
And you would know this how?
Aww poor guy.
i kno this is the wrong site to say say smtg like this, but cut the dude some slack. i must've missed the memo on this, but apparently its unmanly to care about a chick. sheez if only somebody gave me a heads up about this fucking 3 years ago.
Go teach that whining bitch a lesson. Cold play is for homo's.
Be a true friend ... go in there and give him a hand ....
'just sayin'' has been around way before Kanye said it, idiots
So sad. This better not be a SUNY post
1:36 you're an idiot.
I want to lick Chris Martin's asshole.
To 7:24 - Love the Charlie Kelly quote lol
I would rather be caught in a homosexual embrace by my father then get caught listening to coldplay.
hey op, know how i got over my ex
I fucked someone else
you get over it pretty damn quick
I had a roommate that would "snuggle" with his ex girlfriends socks. I think he had more of her clothes than she did. It was gruesome. The worst part is that he was in his 30s and they had broken up over a year ago. I'm guessing that snuggle means jerks off
someone needs to get that man some whiskey!
October 5, 2009 1:12PM
-->You said it 1:12. Hell I haven't broken up and I still need some whiskey.
I want to fuck chuck norris.
Crispy has never said anything even remotely funny
-crispy sucks ass
one of my favorites lol.
i know who this boy is.
The worst part is...its Coldplay
Ummm what if it's a two bedroom house genius?
What a bitch. He needs to get laid.
Y worry when there zillions out there????
No wonder she broke up with him, he listens to coldplay
But I didn't beat off, cause I'm a girl
Womp womp. Time to go pull off some Guerilla Warfare my friend.
I remember my first beer
12:49 you're lame trying to be like Kanye
S you in your As, don't wear a C, and J all over your Bs
1:39 Like's D in his A.
Sounds like my ex.
Dude get a life ..., seriously
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Oddly enough, my old roommate is from b spa too. Maybe the sock cuddled and the coldplay jerker are one in the same. Not phil though.
What a loser! No wonder she dumped him.
11:07 there is nothin wrong with that, oprah is fine as hell bro
Wow, that's an all-time low right there.
Liquor fixes sadness very quickly. So do cheap and easy lays.
That is sick tell him to get over it
Revoke his balls and give them to some butch lesbian that deserves them
Hahaha what a bitch she obviously dud want you
Get rid of her picssss
sounds like my rooommate
3:42 your a douchebag I hate asses like you
3:38, that's fucking weird
If he was a real man, he'd kill her new boyfriend.
Tell him to visit 4chans /b/ forum. It's a support group for fellas like himself. Just start by sharing your story they'll all jump in and encourage you :)
It's sad Kermit all over again
nothing like coldplay and some tears to get your dick hard
The hell with jerkin' it to pics of her!! Find a new girl and put your P in her V, if ya know what I mean, guaranteed to 60% percent of the time, everytime!!
Bitches are worthless
yay!!! nothing like a good cry-bate. tear-jerk. mastur-cry. that always makes things better.
Coldplay's the shit.
You know what? Grow up.. You nasty
3:11 that makes no sense. you can have a roommate in an apartment or home or even dorm suite and have 'his room.' and 'my room'. Arguement invalid.
Psh. I do that all the time.
if it's his roomate wouldn't it be THEIR room?
Just so ya know assisted suicide is illegal
how would u know what he was n his room doing fucking creep
stay out of the spray zone!
is it bad if my vagiana falls off?
1047... It's not that it's not ok to care about a chick, it's just not ok to beat off to anyones picture to a coldplay song..,
was he listenin to paradise?? lmfao just get some dude in his system and he'll be fine
What a pussy. Get drunk like everyone else.
I did this when my ex boyfriend broke up with me
This is fake. If it was real he wouldnt have refered to his roommates room as "his room" he would have said "our room."
Time to go get your roommate and take him to a strip club. Seriously. That's unacceptable.
Unless his ex was a model, I find this pathetic. No girl is worth this much... well, actually I should say VERY FEW women are worth it.
my ex did that and called me while he was.
Thats like a normal tuesday
hahaha this made me laugh