my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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He has 24 hours where that's legit but after that it's time to revoke his man card.
someone needs to get that man some whiskey!
just smoke a bowl and watch how quickly you'll stop caring
I'll let you get back to your nervous breakdown in a minute, but coldplay sucks.
this might be the funniest thing ive ever read.
chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of chuck norris
I love beating off!!
His name is Ian Best. fact.
Omg! There are TWO of them out there?! Need to hook him up with my ex so they can circle jerk together
And you would know this how?
Aww poor guy.
i kno this is the wrong site to say say smtg like this, but cut the dude some slack. i must've missed the memo on this, but apparently its unmanly to care about a chick. sheez if only somebody gave me a heads up about this fucking 3 years ago.
Be a true friend ... go in there and give him a hand ....
Go teach that whining bitch a lesson. Cold play is for homo's.
1:36 you're an idiot.
So sad. This better not be a SUNY post
'just sayin'' has been around way before Kanye said it, idiots
I want to lick Chris Martin's asshole.
To 7:24 - Love the Charlie Kelly quote lol
I would rather be caught in a homosexual embrace by my father then get caught listening to coldplay.
hey op, know how i got over my ex
I fucked someone else
you get over it pretty damn quick
I had a roommate that would "snuggle" with his ex girlfriends socks. I think he had more of her clothes than she did. It was gruesome. The worst part is that he was in his 30s and they had broken up over a year ago. I'm guessing that snuggle means jerks off
someone needs to get that man some whiskey!
October 5, 2009 1:12PM
-->You said it 1:12. Hell I haven't broken up and I still need some whiskey.
I want to fuck chuck norris.
Crispy has never said anything even remotely funny
-crispy sucks ass
one of my favorites lol.
i know who this boy is.
What a bitch. He needs to get laid.
The worst part is...its Coldplay
Ummm what if it's a two bedroom house genius?
No wonder she broke up with him, he listens to coldplay
Y worry when there zillions out there????
But I didn't beat off, cause I'm a girl
I remember my first beer
Womp womp. Time to go pull off some Guerilla Warfare my friend.
S you in your As, don't wear a C, and J all over your Bs
1:39 Like's D in his A.
Sounds like my ex.
12:49 you're lame trying to be like Kanye
Dude get a life ..., seriously
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
What a loser! No wonder she dumped him.
That is sick tell him to get over it
Oddly enough, my old roommate is from b spa too. Maybe the sock cuddled and the coldplay jerker are one in the same. Not phil though.
Liquor fixes sadness very quickly. So do cheap and easy lays.
11:07 there is nothin wrong with that, oprah is fine as hell bro
Wow, that's an all-time low right there.
Revoke his balls and give them to some butch lesbian that deserves them
3:42 your a douchebag I hate asses like you
Tell him to visit 4chans /b/ forum. It's a support group for fellas like himself. Just start by sharing your story they'll all jump in and encourage you :)
sounds like my rooommate
The hell with jerkin' it to pics of her!! Find a new girl and put your P in her V, if ya know what I mean, guaranteed to 60% percent of the time, everytime!!
If he was a real man, he'd kill her new boyfriend.
Hahaha what a bitch she obviously dud want you
Get rid of her picssss
3:38, that's fucking weird
It's sad Kermit all over again
nothing like coldplay and some tears to get your dick hard
Bitches are worthless
Coldplay's the shit.
yay!!! nothing like a good cry-bate. tear-jerk. mastur-cry. that always makes things better.
Psh. I do that all the time.
if it's his roomate wouldn't it be THEIR room?
You know what? Grow up.. You nasty
3:11 that makes no sense. you can have a roommate in an apartment or home or even dorm suite and have 'his room.' and 'my room'. Arguement invalid.
Just so ya know assisted suicide is illegal
stay out of the spray zone!
how would u know what he was n his room doing fucking creep
is it bad if my vagiana falls off?
1047... It's not that it's not ok to care about a chick, it's just not ok to beat off to anyones picture to a coldplay song..,
What a pussy. Get drunk like everyone else.
was he listenin to paradise?? lmfao just get some dude in his system and he'll be fine
I did this when my ex boyfriend broke up with me
This is fake. If it was real he wouldnt have refered to his roommates room as "his room" he would have said "our room."
Time to go get your roommate and take him to a strip club. Seriously. That's unacceptable.
Unless his ex was a model, I find this pathetic. No girl is worth this much... well, actually I should say VERY FEW women are worth it.
my ex did that and called me while he was.
Thats like a normal tuesday
hahaha this made me laugh