your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
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I think you're seducing the wrong pussy.
Oh, the cat came back, the very next day,....
They thought it was a gonner
how is this not top voted?
...but he wouldn't stay away...
So desperate that you gotta fuck your friend's cat? Welcome to the club!
That's the only pussy he's getting