I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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I would be more worried about the cops than the carpenters
...what the actual fuck?
body? like *dead* body? and you worry about carpenters?
Screw the carpenters. How are you going to explain it to the cops?
With a lawyer present...
Just leave a note: Dear Carpenters, please fix.
Quote Homer Simpson: It was like that when I got here
Better than finding half of a body wedged into your wall...
These comments are better than the actual post!